Master Bates Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 Going through some old e.mails and I came across (now cleaned up) some predictions for Season 3004/3005, ferck knows where they came from. 1 ) Lowe faces another 'Chairman Out Campaign' after his 3039th boss quits after only 3 minutes after Lowe declares there is only £3.2 billion yen to buy players with despite no full well, with inflation, that only just about buys a pie and a pint. 2 ) Matchday prices rise to £4000 per minute, holograms get in half price but are not allowed to sing, stand on the painted steps or sneak into the ladies toilets. 3 ) Matt Le Tiss XII Jr captains the other 10 Le God clones in the UK team to the 3004 World Cup (March Version) 4 ) Bill Gates retires to his planetary retreat 3.4 light years from here after Lowe turned down his offer to buy Saints in return for ownership of the Earth 5 ) The UK skinniest kid, Ruprect Lowe (the only kid in school who can afford exorbitant fruit prices) goes on hunger strike after his Great Grandad declared there was no money for Xmas presents this year despite record profits from the sale of land on Pluto. 6 ) Mike Channons robot horse 'El Dell' romps home ahead of the Terminator, Robocop and Maximillian in the 1st annual 20th Century Pro Celebrity Robot Race held in Stonehenge's underground space station uncovered when China nuked Prime Minister Lowe's secret lair in Cadnam. 7 ) St Mary's, now home to the to Rupe's Raiders Rugby team, shuts down after another champagne shortage in Rupert Lowe Suite 98. The other 124 Rupert Lowe suites have their own supply direct from France. 8 ) Snake Plisskin is sent to Portsmouth for not paying his 'long hair' license and is confronted by people he even calls uncouth. 9 ) It is announced the Itchen Bridge is finally paid after the council realise they now have all the money ever made and there isn't any left to give. They refuse to cease the charge though and will now accept personal property and/or teeth. 10 ) The Stone Roses finally reform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 10 ) The Stone Roses finally reform Will never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 Going through some old e.mails and I came across (now cleaned up) some predictions for Season 3004/3005, ferck knows where they came from. 1 ) Lowe faces another 'Chairman Out Campaign' after his 3039th boss quits after only 3 minutes after Lowe declares there is only £3.2 billion yen to buy players with despite no full well, with inflation, that only just about buys a pie and a pint. 2 ) Matchday prices rise to £4000 per minute, holograms get in half price but are not allowed to sing, stand on the painted steps or sneak into the ladies toilets. 3 ) Matt Le Tiss XII Jr captains the other 10 Le God clones in the UK team to the 3004 World Cup (March Version) 4 ) Bill Gates retires to his planetary retreat 3.4 light years from here after Lowe turned down his offer to buy Saints in return for ownership of the Earth 5 ) The UK skinniest kid, Ruprect Lowe (the only kid in school who can afford exorbitant fruit prices) goes on hunger strike after his Great Grandad declared there was no money for Xmas presents this year despite record profits from the sale of land on Pluto. 6 ) Mike Channons robot horse 'El Dell' romps home ahead of the Terminator, Robocop and Maximillian in the 1st annual 20th Century Pro Celebrity Robot Race held in Stonehenge's underground space station uncovered when China nuked Prime Minister Lowe's secret lair in Cadnam. 7 ) St Mary's, now home to the to Rupe's Raiders Rugby team, shuts down after another champagne shortage in Rupert Lowe Suite 98. The other 124 Rupert Lowe suites have their own supply direct from France. 8 ) Snake Plisskin is sent to Portsmouth for not paying his 'long hair' license and is confronted by people he even calls uncouth. 9 ) It is announced the Itchen Bridge is finally paid after the council realise they now have all the money ever made and there isn't any left to give. They refuse to cease the charge though and will now accept personal property and/or teeth. 10 ) The Stone Roses finally reform You forgot to mention the Statue of the Blessed Rupert Lowe paid for by Leon Crouchs great great...... grandson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 The debate on whether Glenn Hoddle should have been appointed in 2004 rumbles on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekelund24 Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 They better learn how to play underwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tttdcs Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 They better learn how to play underwater More like ice .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 The debate on whether Glenn Hoddle should have been appointed in 2004 rumbles on. And Dalek3003 the only one debating it - just like his 300 ancestors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 I've been to the year 3000 Not much has changed, but they live under water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 Would we signed Rudi Skacel the 314th? The galaxy's best waver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotongomad76 Posted 25 May, 2009 Share Posted 25 May, 2009 Rochdale will still be in League Two apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 25 May, 2009 Share Posted 25 May, 2009 Mark Fry admits after all these years he is struggling to find a buyer for the club, The Daily Echo reports that a spaceship was seen entering the carpark so there is hope after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 26 May, 2009 Share Posted 26 May, 2009 3 ) Matt Le Tiss XII Jr captains the other 10 Le God clones in the UK team to the 3004 World Cup (March Version) Ridiculous! World Cup will only be held in 3002 and 3006! I Knew that Maths degree would come in handy one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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