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[video=youtube;RTHXzHFDK-U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTHXzHFDK-U

Question 1 - How many times was she dropped on her head as a baby?

Question 2 - Is she too stupid to poke?

1. Lots and lots.

2. No, of course she's not too stupid.

This is what too much drink does to you.

I would say you could screw her brains out but...

I would say you could screw her brains out but...

Yeah, too late, been done already.

I just asked my wife this, who's intelligent, thinking she'd get it straight away.

After deliberation, she eventually said 50 minutes. It beggars belief...

I just asked my wife this, who's intelligent, thinking she'd get it straight away.

 

After deliberation, she eventually said 50 minutes. It beggars belief...

It it was you that was asking then she's probably looking for a catch somewhere.

There more thick men than thick women. Scientific fact innit? There is a greater range in mens intelligence, women are more closely grouped around the mean.

There more thick men than thick women. Scientific fact innit? There is a greater range in mens intelligence, women are more closely grouped around the mean.

Are you really saying that most women are mean?

women are more closely grouped around the mean.

truth! I reckon i've bought birds 200x more drinks than they've bought me, and often I include free incapacitating agent!

There more thick men than thick women. Scientific fact innit? There is a greater range in mens intelligence, women are more closely grouped around the mean.

Unless women have a lower mean of intelligence ?

Unless women have a lower mean of intelligence ?

Don't even go there

IQ tests are calibrated and weighted in such a way as to give both men and women an average score of 100. That doesnt mean men and women have similalr abilities, they score very differently across the range of tests designed to measure different aspects of mental ability. If you gave more or less weighting to different facets you'd change that 'equal' 100 score.

I find things like that hard to watch. What a waste of oxygen. I would kick her in the ****.

It it was you that was asking then she's probably looking for a catch somewhere.

Perhaps! But I repeated it and slowed it down for her. Like when you're talking to a deaf person but you don't know sign language, and you talk slower in the hope that they'll suddenly gain hearing and understand you.

I was rather shocked.

There more thick men than thick women. Scientific fact innit? There is a greater range in mens intelligence, women are more closely grouped around the mean.

Ah yes, but men think with their penises, which is the correct way.