I'm off sick today...

which is good news for you lot.

Watch out for my interesting, stimulating and, I dare to hope just a tiny bit, lovely threads throughout the day.

wet in anticipation

;-)

wet in anticipation

;-)

Well, don't stand outside in the rain ... come back in.

Is wet in anticipation one stage up from the normal Moist ?

which is good news for you lot.

 

Watch out for my interesting, stimulating and, I dare to hope just a tiny bit, lovely threads throughout the day.

Will you figging up later, or is that why you're ill?

If I get really bored I suppose it's an option. There's a Tesco Express next door but their fresh produce stock leaves a lot to be desired.

Will probably just make-do with the typical internet trawl and pump.

Should we be afraid ? Is it something catching ?

I think you'll be safe in London, unless it chooses to drive along the M4.

which is good news for you lot.

 

Watch out for my interesting, stimulating and, I dare to hope just a tiny bit, lovely threads throughout the day.

Too ill to work but not ill enough to operate a computer? Are you a public sector worker or something....? ;-)

Too ill to work but not ill enough to operate a computer? Are you a public sector worker or something....? ;-)

I can do some work from home if need be.

I do feel like **** though and posting snippets of wisdom on here requires a fraction of the application and concentration that my job does!

I can do some work from home if need be.

 

I do feel like **** though and posting snippets of wisdom on here requires a fraction of the application and concentration that my job does!

"I am sick" means something very offensive in Turkish.