During the early years of my life, I wasn't sure what club to support so I sought the advice of my mother.
I knew in my heart it would be between pompey or Saints, but wasn't sure.
What I didn't expect was the reply, foul mouthed to say the least.
She seemed appalled I would even entertain the idea of supporting pompey, and told me to wash my mouth out for even asking.
She then advocated violent retribution against friends who had chosen to support pompey. She's a scary woman.