Wade Garrett

I’ve heard the precious little fuckers have counsellors on hand if they get a bollocking. This is from an ex-pro.

I hate to say it, but there is not one female pundit that is any good. Not fucking one. Merson is a fucking moron, Carragher is garbage. I’ve just turned Sky Soccer Saturday off, how shit is that now compared to the old days. Unwatchable.

Play Loch Ness up front if Che is injured and keep the same shape as the Leeds game.

I think Shearer’s first contract was £250 per week, after his YTS ended. Football is fucking mental these days, and the game is full of wankers.

Hi ho hi ho it’s off to work we go.

No full-size goals when I was just 11 years old!

I saved 11 out of 12 one season. I’m available for coaching if required.

Sports Psychology is proven. Shankly, Paisley, Ferguson, McMenemy, Robson and Ramsey all had degrees in Sports Psychology.

Can’t see him getting much of a look in under their new manager. Fully understand why he went there, good luck to him.

I heard a while ago that he wants to stay.

Fucking hell, good luck!

Would like to see the 3 at the back again for this game.

Martin showed yesterday that he can change our shape. I’ll like him a whole lot more if he continues to be pragmatic and adaptable,

My thoughts were the same as yours. Like you, I’m delighted to have been proved wrong. I wonder if Russell took the squad out for that Chinese?

Well done for changing formation today. Prefer a front 2.