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People that light stinking bonfires that smoke so much you could hide the Graf Spee up our road.

Why ? They already have their candidate for the GE, at which point Elphicke is standing down.

Stations

If it goes on much longer Labour will have a majority in the HoC.

Because she still views herself as a serious politician.

"The elected Prime Minister was ousted in a coup led by the unelected Rishi Sunak", she seems to have forgotten Truss completely.

Reports now that test results on electrical installation during the manufacture of 787 Dreamliners have been falsified.

A astute summation of why there is unlikely to be peace any time soon in the Middle East.

Placebo

The IDF, and Netanyahu, have been planning an assault on Rafah for weeks. Whatever they do will not be in retaliation for the rocket attack. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-intensifies-strikes-gazas-rafah-ahead-threatened-invasion-2024-04-25/

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24293079.councillor-quit-clarksons-farm-abuse-hopeful/ " An Oxfordshire politician who has stood down from his seat after "abuse" from Clarkson's Farm fans says he is keeping his "fingers crossed" the nasty exchanges do not continue when series three airs on Friday. " "Mr Temple had previously told the Daily Star "he had received death threats from all over the world" on the back of Clarkson's Farm"

Rwanda won't commit to the number of deportees they will accept.

I often wonder what would happen if somebody went into Currys to buy something advertised on TV as being "Just one nine nine", and handed over £19, telling the salesperson "That's one, nine, and nine". ( And, no, I'm too cowardly to do it myself ).

Dropped our son off at the start of a sportive yesterday and another rider was unloading his Pinarello Dogma X D12, ( RRP circa £14k ), from his roof rack, and promptly dropped it drive side down - one knackered rear mech. Ooops !

A Catholic priest and a CofE vicar were playing golf. The priest hit a perfect shot down the fairway, the vicar sliced badly - "Oh fuck it, missed again," he exclaimed. "Don't be using that language, God will strike you down" warned the priest. On the next hole the vicar miss read his putt and it went wide, "'Fuck it, missed again"'. "I warn you, God will not be pleased with you"'. And so it went on, hole after hole, until finally the priest had had enough. He raised his hands to the sky and invoked "Oh lord, throw down your punishment on this sinner and teach him the error of his ways"'. A lightning bolt crashed down and vapourised the priest. "Fuck it, missed again"' a voice boomed from the clouds.