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With our recruitment team, we'd forget the "class" and "nearly" parts and end up giving Cardiff £20m Emiliano Sala.

Don't know why anyone thought he'd basically be replacing Romeu like for like. Never ever been that kind of player. We loaned him as cheap and nasty cover for both full back flanks until Livramento gets fit again. That he's had to feature so often in midfield is simply an indictment of our ineptitude in balancing the squad this summer.

Nathan Branfoot really wants us to play the only tactic he knows, with a back five.

Never wanted him. Nothing about the appointment or our supposed six month or so pursuit of him felt right. Lower league clogger who couldn't hack the step up to fucking Stoke. Having seen his tactics up close now, there's nothing there. Just aimless long balls. We didn't complete 100 passes in the first half. As the home team. We got it, we hoofed it away. That was all we had. £4m we spent on him and his staff for that shite. Could've had "Dave" from literally any pub team in the country to shout "get rid!" for 90 minutes, probably for a couple of bags of pork scratchings. There's no hope here. The squad might be poor, but this chancer won't squeeze any extra out of it.

Aimless hoofball. We haven't completed 100 passes. This is Brantfoot-esque. No hope of survival with this set up. Our better players will already be instructing thier agents to plot an exit strategy in the summer - if not next month. Bleak.

Incredibly, there are people here who think Bazunu has been fine. We had the worst number one in the league over the last few seasons. We still have.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! It gets worse. This squad is fucking useless.

Ha ha h ah ah ha ha. Fucking hell...

Relegation fodder, if the manager's looked at all our squad for the last month and decided that's pretty much the best we can do. Ah well. Should be enough to see off Lincoln, you'd hope.

I think it depends on the type of player. Those that rely on explosive acceleration seem to return more limited. Your bog standard centre back who never really had any pace to begin with seems to get back relatively unscathed. Don't know if that's borne out by the evidence, but that's how it appears to me: mobility never quite recovers, but that's more noticeable in some players (wingers, strikers) than others.

Who wouldn't be at the prospect of spending any time in Burnely?

Still think we're less than the sum of our parts under Southgate. But we played better against a proper side tonight than we have in previous tournaments under him, so I guess that's progress. If we could find a couple of CBs that aren't 4th choice for their clubs, bed Foden into a more enterprising midfield three with Bellingham and Rice, and get a bit more pace up front down the left, I think we'd be a terrific side. Certainly haven't seen anything this WC from any of the other countries to suggest we're light years behind them. Quite the opposite - they're mostly one or two players carrying a bunch of ringers.

Terrible penalties. Minamino and Yoshida's barely reached the goal.

Top of the page. Started in the 5-0 win against Colchester a few days ago (26/11).

The pen was a dive, it was Rahman that fucked up for Felix's goal, and what else was Salisu meant to do for the third when the Ghana defence was overrun? It would've been mad for him to push up while everyone else was sprinting backwards.

Classic Ronaldo dive over a classic Salisu clumsy challenge.

He's started 28 league games in almost 5 years. Does that sound like a player at the peak of his powers?

Good lad. Nice show of faith from the club after he'd just suffered a serious knee injury with his contract almost up. We're pretty decent with that kind of thing. Fingers crossed for a full recovery and pushing for a place in the team next season.

Not sure Chamberpot can play as a winger or 10 anymore. Since he absolutely destroyed his knee, the few outings he's had over the last three (!) years have been in the centre of midfield, unremarkably recycling the ball. No speed, dribbling, creating. That injury has long since wrapped up the high point of his career. So I suppose the question is, do we need an injury ravaged number 8 whose best days are long behind him? Or can we do better?

Really? A 19 year old striker who had just bagged 5 goals and an assist at the Toulon Tournament for France U20s, available for a relatively modest fee (for a striker). I think it was a decent enough piece of business - an investment in a young player of some pedigree. He might not be ready now, but that's no reason why we should've turned our noses up at the opportunity to pick him up. It's not his fault the board completely bollocksed signing a more experienced striker or two as well.

Watched the first two episodes of the C4 Italia 90 documentary and they've both been predominantly about hooliganism in the 1980s, framed sympathetically with various old hooligan talking heads reminiscing wistfully about all the faces they used to stove in on a weekend during the glory days. The other 2% of the episodes was old footage from Kevin Allen's Italia 90 documentary which I saw when it originally aired. Pretty shoddy stuff so far. Hope the Sky one is a bit better.

I think he plays off the left wing (right footed). Dibling off the right wing (left footed). That's how they lined up with England youth the other week when both scored. Doyle's more of a central player. A 10 or an 8.

We had the weakest first choice keeper in the division. We still have. And £13m less in the bank. That's not an upgrade.

Apparently had a poor year domestically (Marseille didn't exactly dig their heels in to keep him from us), and also some grumblings about his character in the dressing room - ducked out of a national U21 tournament to go on holiday with his girlfriend. Not a popular chap. Then again, they keep selecting rampaging asshat Lovren, so Croatia aren't that picky.

Turns out the "leaked" 55 man provisional squad that was doing the rounds a few weeks back was bollocks. Bella-Kotchap wasn't in it.