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what do you mean there is no buyer waiting in the wings? Peter Tells Storries said negotiations were in an advanced stage. Are you trying to tell me that this guy might not be telling the truth? How dare you sir?

he saw fans looking trying to cause trouble and instantly assumed they were skates?

they can sell their players to Russian clubs can't they?

I wonder how Mrs Tells Storries is this morning? Do you think she will scarred for life having seen a man wave ten pound notes under her husbands nose? What a nightmare experience. That's the kind of thing that makes you consider giving up a £1.3m a year job, isn't it? Never fear though, he managed to overcame the evil Southampton people and now he is free to fight the great fight to ensure the Worlds Greatest FansTM have the club they deserve to support today, tomorrow and for the rest of their lives. I need a hero. Holding on for a hero till the end of the night. He's got to be strong, he got to bright, he's got to pay tax on his earnings. I need a hero.

when saints attacked you did not hear a peep from the away fans, so this doesn't make any sense at all.

would the skates have to pay extra for that?

unless you pick a section that has no season ticket holders

Currently 4000 unsold tickets for Stoke game on Saturday

do you enjoy paying £1300+ for your two tickets though mate, because this is affected by supply and demand.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8519941.stm is this old news? I couldn't see a link on here which is surprising. My guess is the government over there want to get this guy under wraps before he causes any mor embaressment to the country. now who do I drop from my top ten? 1. Redcrap - charged with football corruption/tax evasion 2. Tells strories - charged with football corruption tax evasion 3. 64 `PFC supporters' - Guilty banned for football hooligansim after derby game 4. Bond - investigated for football coruption 5. Azougly - providing false evidence in court 6. Venables - Disqualified from acting as a director 7. Johnson - On the spot fine for stealing toilet seat 8. Quinn - Guilty of driving whilst banned and neglecting racehorses 9. Rix - Guilty of underage sex and indecent assault 10. PFCs real owner Gaydamak Sr - Guilty of illegal arms sales oh and if you don't like any of them there is always Alan Biley's haircut. Criminal.

First choice England keeper in my eyes. Yes he makes the odd **** up (but name a keeper that doesn't), but he is one of the few English keepers that actually pulls off saves that leave you opened mouth with amazement. I'm not sure the ones he made on Saturday were quite that, but time after time on MOTD last season he got the skates out of jail with rediculous reaction or full length saves. I thought he lived in deepest darkest Devon. I seem to recall him going on about long commutes. I guess he has a second or third (who knows) home.

kin nightmare. Are there any rails works/tube works?

agreed, unless of course we lose Lallana, Schneiderlin and Lambert in the summer. That would hit us hard and he would have to rebuild. Mind you the money would be there if those players went so even that wouldn't be an excuse.

does the pretty much non stop noise/buzz/amosphere come across?

a shed load of Saints fans missed out on the FA Cup final and won't want to miss out here.

Read the news report again, there was no violence towards Tells Stories, it was intimidation, and even that is according to his intepretation of events. I'd be very interested to hear from someone that was there (I assume in the corporate hospitality area) as to what happened.

nice bait. Swim back to the longe will ya whilst we lick out wounds.

Such compliments. It must be valentines day. Just for your information I didn't misquote you intentionally. Most people have worked out how to use the quote button by now and I missed that you had put the word Quote right at the start so I therefore obviously thought the post represented your opinion. However, I'm not sure me disagreeing with whoever's opinion it was about Antonio's performance quite justfiies the vitriol. I'll put it down to the fact that you had a very bad day yesterday, I know I did. Next time I make such a major faux pas just PM me, I'll happily apologise, and you'll avoid coming across as a total tool. BTW I'm not sure why you had to start a whole new thread to abuse me again. Did you not get everything off your chest in this one? Happy valentines. Love you.

if we are taling about the "...only a poor little a scummer..." song then they have been singing that for years and years.

Kelvin has been terrific ALL season. Christ some of you have incredibly short memories.

Massive Strawclutch: illegally signed player leads to sates being thrown out if competition. Never ever going to happen.

hard to argue with any of that.

he beat three players allhands up, got to the byeline and delivered the perfect cross for Lallana. Quite simply you could not ask any more of a winger on that occasion. Notg quite enough of those occasions. IMO Hammond was the weak link today. He looked miles off the pace again and O'Hara gave him the run around.

Sucess or not, I should imagine what with the Police chief on the echo website every two minutes talking about what he was going to do to stop trouble he couldn't say anything else but they had things totally wrapped up. Also with a huge bill to the taxpayer due he can hardy say he did a **** job.