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    2 weeks away from scoring…
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    With all these tv puns flying around here, I hope I don’t get to see The Equaliser tonight.
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    Offence taken by all non league strikers!
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    It’s frustrating I know, especially when you don’t see roadworks/an accident. But someone explained to me once the idea behind it and it makes it slightly more bearable. It’s all about cameras feeding to a system where it sees buildups and adjusts the flow of traffic, sometimes many miles before, to try and even the flow and get a greater number of cars through than would happen if they all piled into the build up at the national speed limit. Although that person had no explanation when I said I’ve seen that many times on the M25 and other motorways at 0200 when going to/from work.
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    Thank you Chez.
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    Does anybody have a feed please? My one has dropped off to another game.
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    Sadly not working at this pub.
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    How do I get the barmaid to go onto Sly Sports + to get the game? I’ve not had Sky for years!
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    Calling a certain poster, calling a certain poster, your audience awaits…..
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    Taxi drivers that don’t put on the air conditioning when it’s roasting outside, and have their window open a fraction, then raise your window and lock the controls and suddenly don’t understand any English when you ask them to put the air on on 😰
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    I’m surprised you haven’t pointed out they now use individual chairs, not a bench now.
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    We’re going to need a bigger stadium 😂 Sorry, just fishing.
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    Just get a car with memory seats. Press one button and the seats and mirrors go back to the way you want them. Expensive solution though 😂
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    Small world. My first job was as a paperboy for the newsagent in Hollybank. They used to smoke like chimneys in the back room. Back to my first record. I was young. I fancied the singer like mad. She was also an actress. But the song is a bit cheesy and embarrassing so you should be so lucky if I’m going to tell you! In my defence, I bought it more for the cover than the actual song. First CD album I bought was Dire Straits, Brother In Arms. Have been lucky to meet Mark Knopfler and also his family on a few occasions. All lovely people.
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    The grunting in the tennis is so annoying. It was proven years ago that it’s not needed and doesn’t add anything to the performance of the players.
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    People that stand in front of the doors of trains and elevators then look shocked/pissed off when people try to exit said trains/elevators before they can get on.
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    I’ll be meeting an Aston Villa player on Monday. I’ll ask him if he knows of any Saints fans working at the club 😂
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    That video isn’t at Cardiff and has nothing to do with flap configuration. It was the wake turbulence from a landing A330 on a crossing runway that caused the disturbance to the take-off. It was in 2016 at Frankfurt.
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    This team and management is made up with those I have actually spoken to properly. Manager: Alex Ferguson Shilton G Neville S Bruce Koeman Bale Le Tissier Scholes Beckham Keegan C Ronaldo Rooney Assistant manager Pep Guardiola Subs: Peter Cech J. Terry N. Butt E. Haarland S. Gerrard I. Wright F. Lampard
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    We didn’t/don’t play in the ‘premiership’ so it wouldn’t bother us 😂
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    No Craiiiiiiiiiig David? He’s proper bo, I tell thee.
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    Commentator ‘A point here for Southampton, on 11, will take them to 12’. Wow. Everyday really is a school day.
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    We should have Benny Hill on our badge.
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    People that don’t indicate when moving over to pass parked cars on the road and not indicating in general. This would also stop the car beeping at the driver and trying to straighten the wheel 😉 😂
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    Pay me £10,000 and I’ll take it off your hands. No offers though.
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