CB Fry

The utter miracle of Southampton Football Club winning a Football match without Taylor Harwood-Bellis has been achieved.

Every Stoke fan knew he'd score.

We are never ever ever ever going to score.

He is (one of) and he will. Which is not the same as thinking we are incapable of beating Stoke without him.

Jesus wept.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" Rise up FFS

I wish we were others.

Our fans are incapable of coming up with anything better than that, it's a shame. There are other songs right there - something based on "Every Breath You Take" for example would really help us "own" spygate but our fanbase is incapable of coming up with actual new songs. If next week Man City come up with a chant based on Every Breath You Take wed be all over it. Our singers can only copy.

It includes ONE entire team from from a different country. And the Blue Jays just happen to compete in the same domestic league as the other MLB franchises. They don't arrive at the World Series representing the rest of the world. The issue with the World Series is that it is not an international competition in any way, its just the conclusion of a domestic league season.

For the love of God can someone just post up a picture of Gemma Arterton.

Also Solak needs to put his hand in his pocket for at least two replacements through the door before we even think about selling

Absolutely breathtaking that in every window you get posts like this that show no learning or understanding of any transfer window that has ever happened before.

Why would a Lisbon based newspaper be reporting on Taylor Harwood-Bellis signing a new five year contract at Saints?

I'm 50 next year and had a lifetime of seeing Saints playing in blue away kits for decades and decades. Just a few fucking bellends who pretend we've never done that and we somehow look like Portsmouth if we do. What "Old guard" are you talking about?

He's been given top Marx from his previous club.

This season the biggest and wealthiest club in the third division is going to get promoted. I, for one, am looking forward to seeing that presented by some as the greatest coaching achievement in football management history.

Almost like different scenarios are different.

This is an excellent version of one of the songs she did with Paul Heaton. For some reason I've watched this a few times.

Larin is a starter. It's one flipping game.

dOnt wE nEeD t0 ResT pLaYERs fOR tHis

Hate to break it to you but the EFL really won't give a flying fuck if we put kids out and lose.

He was still playing for us you'd fucking hate him.

I know Twitter is a bin fire these days but it is spectacular how many accounts are repeating over and again the fact that we're signing this Dr Robotnik nipper from Swansea.

If the men got promoted in that, we'd be going back to that design every decade forever. I like it.

Jesus Christ.