CB Fry

Wait until Bella-Kotchap gets hold of him.

I think Alderweireld was announced the day after the window closed out of nowhere. Like 10am the following day, something like that.

Seems to be evolving from a Quincy Promes story to a Jordy Clasie one. At the time Clasie was linked to Man United and other big clubs and his signing was seen as a big coup. Suddenly feeling more confident but obviously that's dangerous.

We just need to be 1-0 down after 25 minutes to give us the platform we need for victory.

I wouldn't let my daughters marry any of those absolute animals.

Lycano is coming on so that means goals goals goals.

Gakpo will be absolutely buzzing thinking about playing with this lot next week.

I fancy somewhere easy to get to like Anderlecht, a Pahars pilgrimage to Riga and maybe somewhere hot in Turkey or Greece.

LAVIA

Mount. Always fucking Mount.

I see we've decided to stage the match in 1974. Great surface.

I've seen that on Twitter: It's a wind-up post from an account called "CPFC is gay".

Just wait until full time. I'll try and think of the worst possible thread title for the Wolves match.

If we're not writing players off after ten minutes into their first substitute appearance then we're not doing transfers right. How can players prove the doubters wrong if everyone thinks they're good from the get go?

I cannot for one minute see us getting this guy. I am sure some of it is agent talk too but it seems there are too many clubs interested. I'm sure we tried but it ain't happening. Let's hope we have other options more appropriate for our budget/standing.

I think if we do get Gakpo it would be not much more than a glorified loan deal. I think he'd want reassurances that we would sell him on next summer. He's already pretty close to getting to the likes of Manchester United, I can't see him wanting to hang around at SMS for too long. If we get him, great, but I think the plan would be to then sell on to the first CL club next summer.

MLG will come back if we sign James Garner, at which he will be here with his told-you-so routine. Failing that, he's never ever ever coming back.

If the Dutch Graham Hiley thinks we're in for him, that's good enough for me.

In which Tadic played a huge role in keeping us up under Hughes.

Yeah, Boey.

Not known as a Saints expert but he's pretty authorative in general. He's not a "lazy journalist just making it all up etc" anyway.

At least it puts right the nauseating rubbish that came out when he got the job. Including some of this forum that had swallowed the idea that he was some wonder manager in the making, next stop Anfield. Ridiculous. He'd basically achieved something that the likes of Neil Lennon had achieved. He's clearly out of his depth and not living up to the celebrity hype. Let's hope it goes on a few months more so Villa become a proper relegation threatened club.

Too right. That's your job after all.

I imagine everyone on the Forest forums all agreed back at the start of the summer that the club needed, bare minimum, was to sign three left backs. So their fans must be delighted.

Absolutely no idea, sorry.