CB Fry

But but but but we're fucking shit mate.

100%. Absolutely tedious obsession with people that "know the club" as if that in any way will make them a better appointment. Strachan, Adkins, Koeman, Pochettino - none of them had any affinity / history with the club at all. Just get some coaches that will improve the players and Ralph.

Hahahaha "I demand to speak to the owner!!!" Yeah alright Kelvin. Just come and drop your bibs and your laptop off at Staplewood in the morning and see you later.

I'm just absolutely buzzing waiting for the funny launch video to land.

The SaintsWeb-ification of Southampton Football Club is complete.

bUt kiEr sTaRmEr

It felt obvious to me that on the day of the Sue Gray report, a newspaper would come out with something that wasn't in it. And, of course, they have. Tomorrow's Mirror. Drip, drip, drip, drip. Pippa Crerar is playing a blinder.

Or Gordon Strachan.

We're a laughing stock.

I just want us to buy Honved. Or maybe Dukla Prague.

I heard they all said he was world class

The "periphery of it" basically means people on this forum shitting themselves about improbable results. We were effectively safe by the end of Feb. At one point someone on here did a "forecast" of Burnley finishing on 44 points. I agree that it doesn't look great for next season. If not much changes we are bottom four easy.

Stupid comment. We've got 40 points.

Us and the three promoted teams are your relegation candidates next season.

Interesting piece in The Athletic talking about how little things change on the final day, across the league title, the CL spots and the relegation places. For the last ten seasons in a row absolutely nothing significant has changed on the final day. If you're in the relegation places in the morning of the last day you're down, ditto top four, ditto title. Going back further its incredibly rare for anything meaningful to happen. Article picks out our relegation in 2004-5 as a rare day when things moved around on the day and changed for Norwich/WBA/Us. ($ubscribers only) https://theathletic.com/3324649/2022/05/22/premier-league-table-final-day?source=user-shared-article

Yes but on the other hand, they've got a brilliant selection of tea towels in the club shop now.

If we scrape a one-one, make sure you all get on the pitch lads

Jesus wept.

I recognise the name, I think on the ERG end of the Tories. But yeah, apart from that no idea. He's probably going to be famous soon.

Remember this is our Champions League final are we are, like, so up for it. Ralph said.

Depressing team line up. Good luck lads.

Ha ha ha. Only just saw this. God bless you Ralph but we're going to get fucking battered.

Turns out those shit teams at the bottom aren't quite the relentless winning machines some thought they were.

Only what has been said before. Plus a link to us signing an exciting young goalie from Manchester City. Something that can't possibly go wrong.

I've answered all the questions. As I've said, we live in a constitutional democracy. The constitution can be changed through democratic means. There is nowhere near enough any appetite for that change. If there was there would be democratic activity to drive that change. Those are the facts. Twat on and on about fucking warlords as much as you like, it doesn't make you correct.