CB Fry

Give me a shout when the chairman comes out and says we can't compete with Burnley and Palace. Let me know when that happens.

What about if the chairman comes out and says that from now on the manager will only select players born within an SO postcode and also the club will now be known as lacrosse club for pensioners. Why would any player want to stay with us?

Some people find it very difficult to watch the rhythmic gymnastics without their trousers around their ankles. I have first hand knowledge that this behaviour will get you thrown out of the Walkabout, even if you have ordered a main including extra onion rings.

But he is superior to you and you are definitely beneath him.

I was pleasantly surprised by the GB Rugby 7s ladies. Let's say some were more appealing than I was expecting. They're not the Dutch Hockey team, but who is, right? This is the correct thread for pathetic middle aged men to perv over the Olympics, right?

Turned on the Girls football for lunch just in time to see them choke it. 2-1 up going into the last five minutes, then missed pen to go 3-2 up and now 4-2 down in extra time.

Midgetland claim another victim tonight I see.

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How come he hasn't played for two entire seasons? Has he had a really bad injury?

What are the terms of this "thousand quid bet" you're offering?

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I don't mind the new sports being added but on the skateboarding they've not got something quite right if the entire field for the global women's showpiece event are all 13 and 14 year old girls.

I've got no idea where Brighton might finish. All I said was if Potter was our manager and had finished 15th then 16th you'd fucking hate him and you'd have spent two seasons shitting yourself about being relegated - because you did exactly that with Hasenhuttl's Southampton and we were above Brighton pretty much every single week of both of those seasons. You're drooling over Brighton for the same reason you drooled over Fulham- anyone that isn't us you think is wonderful while everything we do you think is shit. So just to be clear: I'm not slating Brighton. I don't give a shit what they do. Just slating you.

I still think a lot of it is just thousands and thousands of schoolkid flow rests just not happening. If anything it just shows that the sky high numbers a couple of weeks ago were equally meaningless. The key thing is keep people out of hospital. Which was and is going okay.

Lovely little gold rush for breakfast. Diving was thrilling, but the mountain biking seemed to be a walkover. Both brilliant.

Read that last night. Pretty soul destroying, its pretty obvious at least half of those speakers don't believe a word of what they're parroting out, but they can see a few quid in it for them (Hopkins, the Icke child, Vernon Coleman). I'm a pretty decent public speaker, I genuinely think I could get a front line gig at one of those gatherings within a month. Funny really- we're supposedly living in a totalitarian police state, but here we are yesterday there was a packed Trafalgar Square of people gathering to celebrate alternative views. Don't believe anyone got hauled off to a death camp after it, did they? iTs jUsT LiKe ALdoUs HuXLeY nOvEL AinT iT

Someone posts up factual information about the impact of this disease that millions of people have been impacted by and all you've got is parroting drivel about how we're all living in a dystopian novel yes we are.

For someone twatting on about fear mongering, the only person I can see shitting their little pants about this is, well, you.

Interesting insight from Jade Jones on the absence of crowds at the games. In her case it is less the crowd as a whole, but the fact that she can't look up and see her own family, who she takes strength from. Clearly affected her enough to notch her down a level or two and she's out. But, in fairness she hasn't got anything to prove with two golds in the bag already. I've said before but its pretty shambolic that a rich, organised country like Japan can't get any spectators in at all.

Cycling was fascinating- I never follow the Tour De France or any of that so for a Cycling luddite like me it just backed up my ill-informed opinion of the sport: all this pissing around in groups and "tactical" bunching up when all that was needed was to peddle off and just win the race on your own. She was great. Tae Kwando on the other hand is just a bloody mess. Our boy did well whatever the hell was happening and let's hope he gets Gold.

I don’t think you know what Fascism is sweetheart. As far as I can see you are well within your rights to not take the vaccine. Private businesses are well within their rights to refuse entry or manage their premises in order to protect public/customer/employees health, and as long as it is within the law. Don't start sparking up a fag on a filling station forecourt for example. Get jabbed for Malaria if you want to go on a plane to to sub Saharan Africa. You can't go into a sports ground in the UK carrying a eight piece stainless steel set of chef's knives. And so on. So you have a right to not get jabbed. No problem. But you have no right to go to a football stadium to watch a professional sporting event. Buy a ticket and fulfill the terms of entry.

Cases will go down because the kids aren't at school, so that will be hundreds of thousands of LF tests that were being completed twice a week by all those kids now not happening. So it is probable that the gap between the cases and hospitalisations will narrow over the summer, the hospitalisation numbers will go up while cases look like they are going down.

If it is your alarm bells question, answer is no. Right, you turn.

Answers when you're ready.

I wish we were Qatar.