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Harry Maguire got names Uefa man of the match. Very well deserved, he was great and adds a different dimension pushing forward rather than just a defender. Absolutely spot on decision from Southgate to include him in the squad. Brilliant.

It's times like this that we miss Shane Long.

Well, we're in the game now.

We are never ever ever ever never going to score.

Turning an offensivefree kick into a pass back to the keeper at a speed that would make Ralph proud.

That's the seed sown for the red card later.

"Here she goes again. This is your solution to everything isn't it, love? Always with the gas chambers. Come on Fraulein, it's not 1942 anymore. Get with it"

You'd think that ideas like that were on the flipchart when the world leaders had a "Problem - Reaction - Solution?" brainstorming session at the 2019 G7, which would have resulted in this current plan to release a virus, lockdown huge swathes of economic activity, suffer significant early deaths (of the least useful kind, why didn't it kill birth-age mothers FFS?) and then one year in start the murdering proper with the vaccine that takes yet another year to administer to everyone. With all the Brexit shit going down its difficult to imagine Theresa May being mega keen on it. She would have wanted Brexit to bed in so was probably pushing to move the global mass murder back until after wed done a trade deal with the Pacific bloc. I wonder who was pushing for that plan over much more efficient methods. Surely Justin Trudeau was stood at the whiteboard waving his marker pen around shouting "just poison the water supply for fucks sake, get on with it". Absolute scenes.

So just to be clear, the "problem- reaction- solution" was discussed at the G7 in Cornwall the other week, then? As a co-ordinated global campaign to murder people with a vaccine, it must be being co-ordinated by those world leaders, as they are the line managers of the health secretaries, chief scientists etc. So during those few days, those leaders had a discussion on the progress of this mass murder. I wonder, did they agree everything is going to plan (we're on track to murder 25% of the population) or did they agree it is not working (not enough people are keeling over). What do you think their assessment was at the G7? High fives all round, or some bollockings dished out? I am also curious when I think back to the arguments between the EU, the USA and the UK about the efficiency of the AZ Vaccine. Germany stopped giving it to under 65s because of safety concerns. So just remind me who has fucked up here? If the objective is to murder people were the Germans saying it is not potent enough? Meaning the UK have fucked up by giving a not deadly enough AZ to too many people?. To be honest, on institutionalised mass murder I'd back the Germans so its obvious to me that Boris has bungled in his campaign to kill everyone. Absolute shambles. When do you think Sajid Javid was sat down and explained to that the objective of the vaccination was actually to murder people? Its interesting to think that maybe Saturday afternoon he was sat down and told. I wonder how he slept that night. I'd love to know where the secret stops. Mark Drakeford, the Welsh First Minister must know the plan, as does Sturgeon, so that's all three major political parties all in on it. It's fascinating that no one is scoring political points on this at all, don't you think? What target was he given, do you think? It really is fascinating now you've explained it to me.

Les Reed lookalike in the Swiss backroom team.

He's the gazillion pound man, right? What a twat.

The camera angle behind the striker, with the huge gaping goal in front of them makes it look amazing that anyone would ever miss. I love penalty shoot outs. As long as my team ain't in it.

I see Scott Parker has left Fulham to join our old friends the bucket rattlers. Seems strange to me.

Tomorrow is going to be flipping agony based on the last couple of days action.

Still a hell of a lot to be said for a good cross and a solid header. #football

You're doing a better job that the guy pretending to be from Kenya, that's for sure.

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Lively atmosphere in Maddens Bar. Nice people. Barmaid giving me some tips on where I can stay and go ahead of my next meeting in Liverpool on Tuesday. This pint of Whitewater going down a right treat.

I've just dropped all my printed out maps in a puddle outside Rolo's Chip Shop on 20 Fountain Street. Gutted.

What's this Pink Lemonade stuff?

Obviously I didn't start my long journey in Belfast. I'm not from Belfast.

Luckily enough I just happen to be getting off a train here at Antrim train station. Important business meeting tomorrow. Just wandering down to the Centra convenience to get a bag of Tayto crisps because I've had a tiring journey. Thinking about a quick pint before I get to my hotel (Dunsilly Hotel). So I can investigate if you like. Antrim, you about?

What are we "waiting" for, what is the thing that will we "see" and when will we see it? I'll tell you one thing: killing off a few hundred thousand eighty year olds is an absolutely terrible population control plan, so I imagine there will be some very stern words exchanged at the old Global Control Headquarters. It's a right fuck up really on their part, isn't it?

Tell you what lads, this draw is really opening up now. This could be our best ever chance to get to a major final.

I think I want the Dutch to win. I'm worried a Czech win makes our side of the draw to the semis look too open, easy, winnable, etc. "Best chance we'd ever have" etc. Which is a cast iron guarantee we'd fuck up on Tuesday. And shit they’ve scored.