CB Fry

I know Glasgow is big fan of Transfer Markt. Their valuations: Leicester City £301m Glagow's Beloved Toffeemen £383m. 7th place. Your boy is really punching below his weight. #beloved #toffeemen #glasgowkiss #ofdeath #fraud

Pretty much every post you do is you cut-and-paste posting some guff from the Daily Telegraph comment section.

Barely an annihilation. Just a simple swatting away of a wasp drugged up on some shi tbag chemical fertiliser. Do come again GM. Maybe a news story about Chad or Guernsey could also be enlightening about Brexit next time.

When it comes to Brexit, I think you'll find Corbyn, Milne, Mann, Dennis Skinner and the rest are far more on your side than mine, sweetheart. Snuggle up, comrade.

Have I been in a coma for five years, in which time Corbyn took power and enacted loads of policies that have turned us into a sub-Venezuela? If not, what the fu ck is this idiot chatting sh it about?

That famous EU nation, Venezuela. Jesus wept.

Maradona's first goal against us at Mexico 86 was fine according to you, then?

Sunderland knew precisely what they were voting for.

LOL@Silva. Absolute fraud.

Came across great.

Just to recap, the "panic buying in the last few years" amounts to Koeman signing Austin in the middle of January 2016 to beef up one of the best attacking line ups we've ever had, and Carrillo. Clear.

I was wrong about ages. Austin was 26 win we signed him. But Pelle was about to turn 29 when we signed him.

Also we signed Charlie Austin on 16th January 2016. Oh what a last minute panic panic panic.

Carillo was well known by the manager at the time so clearly had been tracked and assessed. Not a great signing but disagree he was a panic. Austin, no idea what you are on about. If signing a player six months before the player he replaces even leaves now counts as a "last minute replacement" then I really can't help you. How early so we need to sign replacements to front line players according to you? Plus, Austin would have been about 25 when we signed him, about the same age as Pelle was when we signed him. And Pelle was a striker very familiar to the incumbent manager, just like Carillo was. So does Graziano Pelle fit your definition of a panic buy or one that fitted our strategy?

I remember that around this time last year there was an absolutely glowing BBC profile and fawning interview with Carlos Carvahal and his working methods which had lead to a remarkable turnaround at Swansea.

When Charlie Austin was the same age as Gallagher is now, Charlie was a very consistent and very effective Championship level striker - 28 goals in 40 games, 17 the season before, 20 the season after. Gallagher nowhere near that standard, nowhere near. And the likelihood he never will be, having already had plenty of opportunities at that second tier level. The notion that him being young therefore better is more lazy than your own "fear" theory you are offering up. Austin comes off the bench: goal threat. Gallagher off the bench: meh. Kid getting a run out before inevitable loan move. Also, all the info this Jan pointed to us definitely trying to sign a front line right back. I wonder why?

Who has been a panic buy in the last couple of years? Caceres is the only player who comes close and we didn't buy him. I do hope it's not a "made up fact".

You'll have to point out to me where I am advocating any panic buying. I can only assume that if we had announced the signing of a right back or striker last night, this morning you'd be dismissing them as a panic buy?

I still think we will stay up because there are three worse than us. But feels much dicier than it does now. What I don't want to be reading here is any garbage about how unlucky we've been with injuries if we do get some. Decisions have consequences, and in January we have decided to assume we won't get injuries.

I see the insular, narrow-minded protectionist EU with its hatred of trade with the wider world is at it again today. If only these Eurocrat idiots realised that there is a whole wide world out there beyond just caring about Spanish orange growers. When we're free of this dictatorship we could, like, do trade deals with Japan and stuff.

And here we are.

That's because he is great at penalties.

Well, we didn't buy anyone. Rubbish.

Well, we didn't buy anyone rubbish.

Just wait until the end of the summer window then you'll all be happy ;-)