CB Fry

Top work.

You seem to be confusing pointless sh it he used to say as an irrelevant leftier-than-thou back- bencher to actual things he might have to pass legislation on as Prime Minister and getting a Queens speech through the house. Spoiler Alert - giving the Falklands back to Argentina will not get through the UK Parliament and would not get through the, er, people of the fuc king Falkland Islands. Jesus wept.

We're not out of touch but the big bet is RH performs a miracle and we go on a blazing run at the end of the season. I think we'll do well to finish fourth bottom now. But it's doable. The good news is Fulham, Cardiff, Huddersfield and Palace are all vulnerable, so there should be a decent mix of clubs scrapping down there. Burnley also keeping it interesting. The thing to avoid is the Carlos Carvalhal scenario - he was getting puff-pieces in the paper and on Football Focus etc saying what a marvellous job he was doing in the early Spring......so much for that. That said, our guy has a track record far stronger than Swansea's old manager.

Predictions, eh? #Lemina #hesgoinghesgoinghesgoinghesgoing #waaaaaaaaaaah

How long is it since we defeated a top six team?

Get five Germans/Bundesliga pros in who know the system, across each area of the team. Although I'll presume he selected Vestergaard for that reason today. He'll learn*. *RH will learn. Vestergaard is sh ite.

Ha haha ha ha ha ha ha fu cking mug.

Austrian = well, lets just say German = two world wars and one world cup= don't like it up 'em = British Bulldog Warnock vs Fancy Dan foreigner = This means nothing to me this means nothing to me ohhhh Vienna. For me 3-0 to the English team Cardiff, Jeff.

I love Ian Dunt. Unquestionably the best thing to come out of this absolute sh itshow.

Can all the people that obsess about how much we are a laughing stock tell me which clubs they themselves are currently laughing at? If we accept the assumption that other fans are rolling around pi ssing themselves about nondescript Premier League clubs like us then there must be a nondescript club that we ourselves are currently guffawing about. Which one is it?

I don't think I will ever forgive the club for appointing this German geezer and completely disregarding the greatest young manager in British football history Darren Moore.

This thread is a bit easy isn't it? This appointment has united the fanbase more than any appointment I can ever remember: maybe Alan Ball or Hoddle taking over from Jones is comparable. Everyone wants Ralph to do well. Everyone is behind the manager. No one needs to be told to "get behind" him. It would have been a little braver to do the "lets get behind the manager whatever" routine when that "whatever" was one win all season.....after all Alex Ferguson three years etc etc etc etc etc

I have no doubt that Wes Tender is, as usual, 100% bang on in his analysis. So it should only be a matter of time before Guided Missile clarifies his position vis-a-vis riots in the streets and piano wire. We now know from Wes that GM does not desire this outcome, he is not encouraging it or willing it on in any way. GM is a dispassionate observer predicting what might happen in his humble opinion. He is not condoning, not desiring, definitely does not want any rioting to happen whatsoever. I mean, that's really clear when you read GM's post back, as Wes encourages us to. Me and Wes are definitely right about that, aren't we Guided Missile?

Why are you so bad at this?

"Who is zis Mike Osman I am hearing about? Very motivational, yes? Bring him back I think is good"

I think the two important things to remember about our new manager are He worked in Germany He fu cking hates Pompey Welcome Ralph and good luck!

Hey guys, who wants us to win tonight? I've been thinking about this a lot and I have decided that I actually do. Come on Saints!

If he had any inkling whatsoever that he was about to be offered the Bayern or Manchester United job then he wouldn't be talking to us at all, and certainly not let it get out that he has agreed in principle to take over. We sacked a manager yesterday, all but announced his replacement (and a bloody good one) within hours of that and STILL we have people on here going into paranoid meltdown and things being "dragged on" to a third day. Dragged on. Jesus wept. Jesus fu cking wept.

Happy days. Delighted.

At least 3 months gardening leave for a role like that, so we'd be waiting until next summer for Mitchell to deliver anything meaningful, if he joins us of course.

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Any news from your sources in Nairobi?

No. He was in charge during our second Koeman season.

He's won the Europa League so can't be all bad. Sensible to get him in for the no-pressure match at Spurs as prep for the really rather high-pressure match vs Cardiff.

Not before time.