CB Fry

There was an old man called Sadoldgit Everyone thought he was a bit of a twit She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake Sadoldgit is a fucking twat

To raise his profile Sugawara needs to sign for one of those gigantic Champions League level mega clubs like FC Krasnodar.

I've been Googling this striker Tom Bola for the last twenty minutes and can't find any details on him. Has anyone got a link to a YouTube highlights reel pls?

That does seem to be the situation. Feels like a "struggles to settle" type of player to me. WE MARCH ON

You know what goal it was because I commented about it at the time. League goal cup goal whatever it was you were on it.

The fact that the selling club seems to be desperately trying to work up a bidding war (rather then there actually being one) is setting off alarm bells for me. At least with Gakpo it was clear there were other clubs in the running.

*because they're not doing very well so my opportunity to be smug as fuck has not materialised. We all know you're just desperate for some four nil win against St Mirren to give it the I told you so treatment. You were on this thread within 2 minutes of Rangers scoring their first league goal FFS 😂

It's entirely possible this guy is not quite the world beater we think he is. Tall Paul was banging goals in for fun in Belgium or whatever and would undoubtedly bang them in for fun in the bloody Russian League. Guess what? Krasnodor couldn't afford him.

.......aaaaand now we're going to get a load of posts from furious idiots on this forum who are going to believe that we can't afford or haven't offered a pay rise from some player from the Russian League that none of us had ever heard of three weeks ago. We are paying players like Aribo fifty odd k a week. We can out-pay bloody Krasnador.

I think none of the promoted teams last season got a win until October, and now two in the first bloody game. Maybe the three of us were in a different dimension of shitness.

You are massively overthinking that. Players generally don’t start chatting away about other clubs when they are literally wearing their current club's kit having just walked off the pitch for them. Honestly the whole world does not revolve around what Saints fans want to hear.

Hopefully they give him the full Alex-Ferguson-had-three-years treatment and keep him in place because MANAGERS NEED TIME

Jesus wept, click the link and then on Twitter you can translate it pressing one button. Thanks for sharing MLG. Absolutely disgusting that people are saying what should or shouldn't be posted on this forum. Disgraceful.

I mean, we are. It's the 16th August.

I wish we were Sunderland

Manneh? Must be funny in a rich man's world.

No idea if this means anything

Odds of 1 in 2 million of being run over by a bus, though. So there's that. Chance of being eaten by a Lion really quite low, he'd have to go to the right region of Africa to stand any chance.

Song for his missus ready to go

Pretty obviously not happening

Guess which Souness-era Saints star has been on BBC News at ten today? a) Neil Shipperley wanking in a van again b) Claus Lundekvam arguing to repeal the smoking ban c) Eyal Berkovic on Isreali news talk show on the October 7th atrocities d) Simon Charlton wanking in a van e) Alan Neilson wanking in a van

Never know why anyone says it. Losing 4-0 is not going to prompt the board to suddenly spend £40m that they wouldn't bother spending if we drew one all.

What's the relevance?

Did nothing of any use apart from bang score 18 odd goals a season no problem thank you very much. Hoping Downs or indeed Archer can be as "ineffectual" as that.

I wish I was 12.