CB Fry

I really don't remember so much confidence in the Cortese "wave" that we've all apparently "ridden ever since" during the summer of 2014. If we were all so secure riding this wave that would last for four years what was all the panic about back then?

Pretty obvious to me that we'll sell/loan out Gabbiadini the second the ink is dry on this guy's contract so I don't think I'm ever going to be keen. Henri Camara.

Wikipedia has his Monaco career as 18 goals across 93 appearances. 5, 8 in the last two seasons, 5 this. Shane Long standard. That seems more realistic for a £15m player than 20 goals in 29 which is Harry Kane/Roy of the Rovers stats.

Disagree.

We didn't go down, we finished eighth and got to a cup final.

Personally I think it would have gone a long way, at least on the surface, the build some confidence in a) the team on the pitch maybe winning a game once and b) the team off the pitch actually trying to stop us getting relegated. If signing Theo is a futile gesture then I think it was exactly what we needed right now.

I was at the San Siro and supremely confident that the likelihood of us getting another European trip in the next decade was pretty small so we just enjoyed every minute of it. Except the non alcoholic beer we stupidly bought in the stadium of course. All we can hope for is a get out a jail card this season which might unlock a new impetus (new manager) next year. For all the dross that has scraped up for multiple seasons recently (Sunderland, Villa, Swansea) you'd hope we can do enough to achieve the same for just one season.

No goal record - TICK Completely coincidental link to current manager honestly we've been tracking him for years - TICK Complicated long name with high Scrabble potential - TICK Mid-teen millions asking price - TICK Crocked on arrival - TICK TICK TICK This guy is solid Les Reed gold. Get him in and on the treatment table lads.

We do need someone from the right wing.

Let's hope the club negate the bad PR of not signing Theo by sacking the manager.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT'S CALLED AMBITION. AMBITION.

Agree he's be pretty decent in the Championship as he is a proven lower league operator.

Almost poetic. Definitely sickening. Pah.

Personally gutted this hasn't gone through- if we were ever going to sign a big name on big money with no sell-on fee this was the one. It made sense all round and seemeddo-able. Would have given the club, fans and the city a real boost. Another fu ck up on the way to the Championship.

You absolute clown.

If you think putting up a stupid song based on the most popular hit from a recently passed pop star is in any way an obstruction to that, then I can only apologise.

Not sure how that would directly impact the playing performance of our record signings Lemina, Gabbiadini and Boufal. But, on the other hand, you haven't got a clue.

What does this even mean? You realise that the boys in the trenches made up stupid songs while they were there don't you?

And now it seems like Southampton face relegation We are the laughing stock of the footballing nation It's the same old scene Since 2016 On the pitch On the pitch We're not fighting With no points And no goals And that Pellegrino On the pitch On the pitch We're not fighting What's in his head In his head Les Reed Les Reed Les Reed Reed Reed What's in his head In his head Les Reed Les Reed Les Reed Reed Reed Reed

Bryan Robson must come as part of the package otherwise I'm out. Also, definitely make him a major shareholder.

Nearly always? Over the last five years maybe Villa (but nah, they'd had some dreadful seasons before that) or Newcastle (again lower mid table and been down not long before, 15th in the season before). West Ham a while back maybe. Not sure the likes of Hull and Wigan and Sunderland and Middlesbrough and Norwich fit that description. Most relegated clubs are either first-season up teams straight back down, second season syndrome teams or have been on a gradual slide/flirting with relegation in previous seasons before succumbing. 6th to 8th to down actually is something of a rarity and will be a pretty spectacular drop. Definitely not something that nearly always happens.

The club media team are taking longer and longer to do their player-unveiling videos aren't they? Really looking forward to seeing it though.

Obvious troll is obvious.

To recap - you've got to give a manager time it's not fair to expect an immediate impact. Also him - look at the immediate impact Puel has had at Leicester. It's times like this I actually wish we had someone like David Sullivan's idiot son posting s hit on social media instead.

For a start I wrote that line in November not a few days ago. Also - stupid song not sober analysis of our situation. Not difficult x x x