CB Fry

Brilliant news!

That'll keep the big club predators at bay for another window.

Being prematurely knocked out of the cup by lower league opposition for definitely not the first time and definitely definitely not the last time is what qualifies as "really suffering in the real world" now? And you're accusing other people of being "pious"? Get over yourself you absolute plank.

In fairness they had made ten changes so we had to try and outsmart their big guns.

The big old Christmas tubs of Quality Street are already in the supermarkets, so all in all this is a perfect week for Alpine.

That's the last time I buy a bag or box or jar of Carabao, I can tell you.

I miss Claude.

We are definitely not going to score.

When does the Solent feed start on the website? Half seven?

You'll have to keep your "THIS IS WHAT I FEARED WOULD HAPPEN" routine for another day, petal.

Well, its only about eight more times.

Oh yes. Absolutely intentional. You can see they thought of how to crowbar a VVD mention into the press release. It could have very easily been a vague "great addition to the squad" or "defensive option" but oh no. Fair play we are standing our effing ground here.

Feels like a good signing, potentially future proofing us when VVD does go next summer (January if he is being a total helmet). Still have a week to sign another attacker.

Wrong. What a surprise.

That would be one hell of a meltdown.

You've always stood up for him on here, you must be delighted your faith has paid off.

I've heard they are tracking that Korean striker called Lika Yung-Bum, keeping tabs on German centre back Deffo Ashirtliftter and are closing in on a deal for American starlet Iama Massivebender. Rumours of them being linked to Belgian wing-backs Offens Ifstereotipes and Disteoff Isnotfunnee are apparently wide of the mark.

We can get into the semi finals of the league cup before we kick a ball in the FA Cup so it's pretty dopey to have that attitude.

At least we are getting the entertaining 2-2 matches that people said they wanted last season. So should be no complaints at full time.

Really? I was watching the test match on it last night.

Thank THE LORD we've still got our very own SWIVEL EYED lunatic to bash out a load of CAPITAL LETTER horsesh it.

He is known in the dressing room as "not so". [Not so Clasie] (Not so classy) {Classy sounds and reads a bit like Clasie} (("Not so classy" is a common phrase used by absolutely fu cking no one)) 《End》

This seems likely - he just needs to find the correct circumstances to give him the reason to quit and the "not my fault - I'm the victim here" routine that he can dine out on with his base and Fox news for the rest of his life. One thing has always been very obvious is that he may have wanted to win, but he never really wanted to do the actual job. And so it has proved - he has no aptitude for it, and clearly no interest in doing it.

If Bannon and Breitbart start turning on him then it's difficult to see him survive. But then it seems technically very difficult to remove a President in a way that it isn't really for a Prime Minister.

The Saints boss promised a spending BONANZA following takeover by MONEYBAGS Chinese owner. Fans can anticipate a SPENDING SPREE on a host of BIG NAME STARS as the new regime promises to SPLASH THE CASH in pursuit of GLORY for the south coast club. Thank fu ck we're not getting that sh ite. I have plenty of foreboding about our new ownership, but as long as the net-spend grizzlers and the "where's the ambition" dinlows are upset, then at least that's something.