CB Fry

Bless x x

It basically will get him out of spending any time in the constituency actually doing any casework or actually getting his hands dirty with real people and their needs. He's bought himself a "get out of work" card because he just point to his financial "generosity".

Watching a team in an all-red kit managed by Murat Yakin just makes me pine for what-might-have-been for Southampton FC.

Pretty much everyone we've signed feels exactly like that: well, if the worst happens we've got some proper Championship quality to get us back up.

A new dawn has broken, has it not?

Rupert Lowe elected.

So we haven't signed anyone today? Not one single player? Fucks sake. Sort it out Saints.

Insane signing

How come that Asian country is in the quarter finals of the Euros?

Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?

He'd be the Chelsea manager by Christmas if he wins 12 straight games.

Can't fault it. Well done Saints.

It doesn't really matter because we'll just wear the pink kit away at places like Everton where we could easily wear our home kit but we won't because of the sweet sweet coin.

I'm not going to lie I was looking forward to watching Shania Twain on the Iplayer.

Same old story.

We need Just Stop Oil to bundle on and glue themselves to something

We are never ever ever ever ever going to score.

Only thirty minutes away from being able to blame all of this on rainbow laces and taking the knee.

Well you know what they say. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Except we are absolute utter dogshit.

Southgate resigning tomorrow won't be great for Sunak trying to land his last minute campaign messages.

This is, like, the best England squad EVA

Will take them to a 34,000 seater stadium. A ground so gigantic I can't even imagine it. The ambition of these clubs are completely blowing us out of the water.

This is going to be an absolute doddle for England to win Euro 24.

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Doesn't mean a lot, apart from a Premier League pay rise for him which he deserves, he's done it. If we're badly adrift come Bonfire Night he'll still get sacked.