CB Fry

I can wait forever for SOG to answer a question. I often do.

Who are the obvious racists on this forum?

Why isn't Ryan Seager being allowed to post on here?

We're not blooding enough good, young, hungry posters.

Brentwood Gazette in Blatant Clickbait Shock Revelation Furore http://m.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/West-Ham-transfer-news-Hammers-set-sights-25m/story-28625705-detail/story.html http://m.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/West-Ham-join-running-sign-15-million-hotshot/story-28614634-detail/story.html http://m.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/West-Ham-transfer-news-Hammers-set-make-20m/story-28475384-detail/story.html and so on. Widely known as the ITV Teletext Clubcall technique.

Seriously? It made me love them more - their desperation to be our rivals is super-cute.

What were Le Tissier's motives then?

Very happy to not reply to the one or two PMs I've had from you, which if I remember rightly was mainly just "what is your problem?" type bleating which I could have ignored just as well if you'd posted it here. I notice that Hypo has posted quite a lot today to you but I haven't at all. If you pay attention to that, and all the posts I have ever posted on this forum and its predecessors you'll notice zero correlation between when I post and when Hypo does. Try telling your paranoid mind that you utter loon. Who are these "obvious racists" you refer to? That's a question by the way. See if you can answer it.

Is "Why aren't we signing 18 year olds from League One??" the new "Why aren't we playing Ryan Seager??"

Wasn't Jay Rod our record signing at the time? He had a solid Championship record so hardly a gamble on unknown potential. Clyne similar, well regarded second tier young player. Both represent the kind of player a newly promoted club that isnt QPR would sign. Not really the same as Alli who is the kind of signing we haven't really made at all in the ML era.

Tim does struggle with simple concepts.

Fair enough. 200,000 troops but that's my final offer.

I would happily sacrifice 100,000 British troops to protect just one resident of Rockall.

Who we more than doubled our money on and who kicked off. VVD has so far performed the the standard of a £12m signing. No CL level team will want to give us £25m for him.

"30k compact footy ground still called Fratton Park. Prem occasionally but only to take the money and run. Keep our soul." "Take the money and run" basically means get promoted and then go straight back down, then. That's how you keep the souls of the bestest most genuine soulfulest souls in all of world football.

Can't see him at United at all, not enough stature/track record. But can see him fitting in well with what Abramovic might want at Chelsea, and he'd be similar to when they appointed Villas Boas, Di Matteo and Jose first time. Would be highly amusing if it happened so I'm all for it.

What does that even mean?

I make comments about your behaviour on this forum, which is there for all to see. You make broad sweeping statements about me, a person you don't know from Adam. Sums you up very nicely. Keep lying, keep hiding from questions you don't like.

I'm not sure you understood what I meant by "in any meaningful sense".

How is Gaston a "scapegoat"? Fair play you are consistently writing drivel on this forum. Please keep it up.

Pretty much the only thing that Batman, Sour Mash, Whelk, Hypo, Guan and all the others listed have in common is that we all agree that SOG more often than not talks utter rubbish, often fabricates the opinions of others, likes a fib or two and makes ridiculous sweeping statements based on strawman positions constructed in his own head. He's often found merrily arguing heartily against positions that absolutely no one on the forum has ever said. Also has a stunning ability to run away from questions he doesn't like. But, in the world of people to point and laugh at on this forum, he is solid, solid gold.

Which is 57 points according you, right?

How awfully fascinating. Meanwhile, on planet earth, Corbyn will never be Prime Minister so he won't get to actually get to impact any of his hobby-horse sixth form jotter projects anyway. The Falklands will remain as is and you and Jeremy will be left weeping into your nineteenth century map of the world. Terribly sorry about that, but there you go.

The great man is back with his authentic cod-Mexican slash Shirley accent. He belts out terrace hit after terrace hit and boom here's another one. And has he put on weight? Yes. Yes, he has.

Why don't you focus on the basics like a) the Shetland/Orkey islands are eff all like the Falklands in any meaningful sense, except there are probably sheep and grass on both b) Rockall is an uninhabited rock, so again, nothing at all like the Falklands c) The Falklands is a total non-Issue and only a pitifully incompetent leader would decide to "focus" on it in 2016.