CB Fry

You are loving it and it is getting bit weird.

Where did I say net spend? My issue with net spend is that it is irrelevant metric, but other financial measures aren't - wage bill for example. Newcastle and Villa punched well below their weight. What exactly is your point? Pretty sure you've made plenty of comments about our low wage bill especially the "bottom four" stuff that came out during the season. Might be you having it both ways not me.

The Mirror have gone big and Everton forum ITKs apparently. Some Dutch Twitter journos. The offer is true no doubt but not sure it is as sealed as some think yet. But resigned and ready. Our next manager will be brilliant too.

Ask Sheffield Wednesday fans. You can't trust Big Ron when he says he's not leaving to go to another club. #onefortheteenagers #DeadlyDoug

Bloody Twitter freelancers playing story lottery. Worth an effort, if he's right it might get him some work.

I don't remember you being particularly sure we would finish sixth back in August. If our weight is transfer funds spent and wage bill we're not sixth in either.

If he hadn't taken the Celtic job I would have been supportive of Brendan Rodgers. Absolutely genuinely. Would have been a good fit, would have got on great with Uncle Les. Whoever we get will be a decent name with decent calibre. Or Eddie Howe.

Why don't they appoint Simeone or Tuchel instead? Or Low? Someone resembling an elite manager. Koeman just not worth that.

In other news we finished sixth. Not bad for Mr Nice Guy is it?

He's more loveable. And more likely to fail I think.

Why have you quoted my same post twice with the same reply just ten minutes apart? Are you actually mental?

He won't say that, or anything like that and you know it. We're not be selling him.

So what?

You effing love it.

If that's on offer, and he takes it, his departure is nothing to do with: Lazy useless Les Reed "Kat's summer plan" Lack of ambition Us selling players Not backing the manager Not convincing Koeman of our ambition Our lack of resolve Not tying him down earlier etc etc It's just silly money and off he goes. He's not worth wages of a manager who can win the league, and frankly Everton could as likely be the next QPR/Shinawatra Man City rather than the next Mansur Man City. Our next manager will be a big name and we move on.

And we've had our first "they got lucky" dismissal of two seasons of record breaking points totals and league finishes. Two entire seasons of progress. Take a fu cking bow.

"Kat's summer plans". Jesus wept.

WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!

How hasn't he been backed?

Indeed. He could get the Barca job, hr has Barca pedigree in spades. However it might be too late - it should have been his first or second job, as a fresh untarnished boss.

Probably will need a decent season on the Europa League plus a good league finish to be in with a shout. Still more likely to be Barcelona manager than Arsenal manager IMO. Dutch boss most likely.

Well, yeah.

But who here would give a f**k if in 2017 the Everton manager leaves Everton to go to Arsenal?

Like Alan Ball?

Because we're not run by mentalists.