CB Fry

I wish one of the things I buy was cheaper than it is. It takes some arguing against, does that.

I'm chalking that up as an assist for Gaston.

I think this is a game that is made-to-measure for our new signing and our best young midfield prospect. Saturday's match is tailor made for Austin/Reed and I think it will really suit them.

I think you need to accept that Sadio has had his collar felt and he's up before the beak in the morning.

https://twitter.com/FutboIAdam/status/696452018014179328 This guy knows something.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0HA26X20140915 Or, indeed, this.

https://twitter.com/AlexisFinish/status/696455409146658816 There's your conclusive evidence right there.

Yet another post from you complaining about me responding to Dalek. Give it a rest.

I still don't think they will win the league. After Arsenal (which they can win) they have some blatantly winnable games - Norwich, Watford, Newcastle, West Brom, Palace. But they walk into those games as the top team and with an expectation to win them. It's a new pressure, the pressure to turn up and win. So I can easily see them beating Arsenal then saving their choking for matches against teams more desperate for points at the other end of the table.

We'll sell him on in the summer at which point you can add him onto the long list of top players we've sold going back two years etc etc no one else does this etc.

So you think that Victor, in a cynical attempt to get sent off on purpose he committed a tackle which you don't think deserved a red card. How does that work?

At which point the Dalek comedy roadshow rolls on to you hilariously pretending you think we are going to finish up with stupidly low points totals. Don't tell me, we'll relax and finish up on 45 points. Oh how we will laugh and laugh.

Wanyama doing us a favour allowing us to road test Clasie/Romeo for a run of matches ahead of next season.

Yes. If this season has taught us anything it us that everyone is wildly inconsistent, except Leicester. Can't see us going ten unbeaten. We will be terrible and lose to someone sometime - at least one of Chelsea, Sunderland, Stoke. Either way it is looking very good for us to finish top eight again now which would be quite something.

The sooner he is replaced with Thierry Henry, with Neil Warnock as Director of Football, the better.

There's hundreds of WHU fans thinking "well bloody Austin is bound to score". Make it so.

54 minutes gone is hardly too late.

Do your "sleepwalking to relegation" material, it's hilarious.

A bit earlier than I predicted. Fair play Yoshi.

24th minute.

....is it Barcelona, or is it.....

Yeah, actually, Palace and Stoke haven't got a clue. It's Everton I wish were like. Everton. Definitely them. I wish we were Everton.

And this post is indeed very special. Well done.

Isn't the point that Saints pairing up with a few youth clubs in America is not an innovation that is comparable with the flipping iPhone? Well done Saints, all fine, but come on, this is we're-going-to-rule-China-with-our-plain-red-kit time again.

That'll be a whoosh then.