CB Fry

"Saintsweb Verbal real name" got me to Ramana Maharshi about six results down. Is that him?

Jet fuel can't melt Verbal's real name.

SUBSTANTIATE THAT OPINION WITH WRITTEN EVIDENCE.

Well that's a bit of a shock. What did he do? Not really been on today, hadn't noticed anything bubbling under this morning.

It definitely is a homage to John Morton's work - no bad thing. With a bit of The Office chucked in.

Pretty obviously it is Shurlock giving his opinion.

I think this line from you is simply wonderful.

Not necessarily. If Les says nothing about Clyne whatsoever and he does go, idiots on here will just make out we made no attempt to keep him at all and off we go into "no ambition" wrist-slashery. Les is saying enough (and I very comfortable it is all true) to reassure the fans we are trying to keep him. It's more positive than saying nothing.

Actually I didn't know you meant US cops being shot. So if you did, your assumption that people on this thread would be "OK" with that is even more ridiculous. No one on this thread is "OK" with police officers being shot. That'll be you twisting things not anyone else. I'll repeat - the only person expressing being OK with people being shot dead is you, especially someone shot in the back multiple times for getting out of a car. And stay in your car or "expect what happens to you" is what you said, ie expect to be shot in the back multiple times. You have never, ever managed to say what that officer did was in any way wrong. Don't twist yourself out of it. And it's "shelves" not "shelfs".

Yvette is in the running. Not sure she'd win but I like her.

It warrants one. Good news. Still think Clyne will go, be great if we can tie up Toby though.

Batman getting mullered here.

Fair play to the club - genuinely funny. Lovely respectful nods to The Office and John Morton's "documentaries" and great to hear Miles Jupp on the VO. Love it.

Yours was an admirable reverse ferret, but I thoroughly enjoyed taking the pi ss out of you anyway. I'll do it again soon I'm sure.

Okay then. If that's your get out fine.

Well, that took a nanosecond. Unbelievable Jeff: Abhorrent.

I think even that suggestion of discrimination is abhorrent. Shame on you.

Even a joke outside a cafe. Go you. Don't be doing no more jokes about any indentifiable groupings of human beings ever again, will ya now? Because that would be, like, so abhorrent.

On your terms, all "discrimination" is clearly not equal. Obviously. Infant school obviously. This kind of thing is in, you know, the law and stuff. Hence why people saying a single joke about gingers on Mock The Week is not the same as 50 years of Apartheid in South Africa. You can slot that oh-so-awful board outside a cafe somewhere between those two points if you like.

I've made my point. It was/is a joke. You're the one churning out drivel about "discrimination is discrimination. End of." That's also a joke.

Laughable stuff. Seriously, well done for sticking with it.

The critical thing to remember is none of that has actually happened. Lovely little flight of fancy though. What actually has happened is on this forum is Jeff comparing that cafe blackboard to racial discrimination. I'm still waiting for some equivalent joke aimed at "lefties" that is going to prompt an equivalent response.

I am going to "utterly lose my sh it" in a minute.

I am disgusted by this joke.

Someone pat him on the head and tell him it's going to be alright.