CB Fry

Over on Bletchweb, poor old paranoid Pap still desperately trying to put his own delusions of a "Bullying PM Clique" back to me. It's your thing sunshine, not mine. There ain't no "bullying PM clique" and I understand Pap getting all sour because I passed in the face of it so quickly. My pi ss is rather tart when you get a face full. Sorry and all that Pappy. One day Pappy might be able to process the world in a way that doesn't involve some orchestrated conspiracy across every facet of human existence. Maybe see if you can apply this adult thinking to something as trifling as a football forum and move up from there. You know, stuff like the government hasn't paid anyone to post here. Try and start reconciling yourself with that as a little beginners course. Anyway, hang on in there, pi ss face. You'll learn.

Nothing whatsoever to do with him wanting a transfer though or him running his contract down.

Yet another forum contributor accused of being me under a different username. Good job I am made if slightly sterner stuff than poor old Jeff because otherwise I'd be crying off the forum accusing everyone of picking on me.

It's something that exists almost entirely in the minds of people on football forums.

We are not going to freeze Clyne out of the first team/make him train with the kids etc. We won't threaten to do it and we won't do it. We will not do it. Seriously, get used to it.

You're right. It must be me and my awful comprehension. When I read you saying "the main reason I rarely post anymore is due to CB Fry" then I interpreted that as you saying that the main reason you rarely post anymore was down to me ["me" being CB Fry]. But that's just me and my awful comprehension skills, as you say it's always been something I've struggled with. What am I like? Feel free to clarify what you meant by "the main reason I rarely post anymore is due to CB Fry". Or, alternatively, go on the other forum and whine about me.

Except Bertrand and Toby (if he stays) aren't here because they think we're getting into the Champions League ahead of Liverpool and Spurs. They're here because they can't get regular football at Champions League clubs.

UJ's meltdown is kinda beyond parody - "insults and lies"? Bizarre, especially as it's not like he didn't dish it out. I can only actually remember one thread I took him to task on, which was the one where he said big clubs were paying journalists to write negative stories about us. He seems to have sore about that ever since. Of all the people I think that I have had ongoing barneys with, he wouldn't even make the top 10. Anyway, I think the two parallel threads are going to run forever. Now I can't PM them any more my only chance for daily contact with my baby bear. And Bearsy.

Except, of course, it isn't and we won't do that.

They'd get hot running around with a hood on.

Over on Bletchweb Pap now denying he ever meant lil ol' me. Like, perish the thought. But let's never forget he accused me and others of being paid by the government to post on this forum to discredit him. Never knowingly not an effing head case. Anyway, full disclosure. 16 PMs now. Lou, it's still no.

Never said anything of the sort. Was accused by someone from another forum of being part of a PM Clique and I was making the point that I don't want, send or recieve any PMs. I've sent 15 since 2008, every single one in reply to people contacting me. So if I am in a "PM clique" a) it's not very successful and b) Coxford Lou is in it as she's received more than 10% of those PMs (all of two). Just like other things that he goes out of his way to rail against, your chum Pap (bless him) was wrong. As are you, yet again.

Haven't you gone out of your way to rail against this forum? And gone spectacularly out of your way to rail against the stick you got for the comedy gold of your Champions League thread? SOG, bwess him.

Liverpool's league record without Suarez is, most recent backwards 6th 7th 4th 3rd 3rd Really not sure how arbitrarily removing one player makes any sense whatsoever but if you are going to, at least do it accurately.

If Liverpool finish eighth this season Rodgers will be sacked and deemed a complete failure. If Saints finish eighth this season Koeman will cement himself as one of our most popular and successful managers of all time. But yeah, sideways move.

Not deluded. Spot on.

Deluded.

Well, quite.

12 days until the transfer window opens?

I can't see any downside to the timing of this signing.

I am absolutely delighted that Redknapp isn't, hasn't been and never will be England manager. I still kind of like Roy but I think mainly because he isn't Redknapp and genuinely don't really think there is anyone else who would do any better right now. Pardew? Southgate? Big Sam? Gerry Francis? (I am not interested in a Sergio Managerino foriegner in the chair) We're going to qualify obviously, and we'll bomb out either in the group stage if we get a s hit draw, or in the knockout stage at the point we play a decent nation. In my head that is going to happen whoever is in charge, and Roy is in the chair so let him get on with the inevitable crushing disappointment next summer.

Costs a couple more months of salary though, so there is a downside. Having said that, I like the deals sorted early.

That'll be no then.

LOL.

It's okay, it can still get interesting. Emperor Pap starting to lose it now, he's writing his greatest forum contributor award acceptance speech. He turned the lounge around he did. (Does slow handed clap). And he's used the phrase "running with a crew" to describe people posting on a forum. Arf. And a "bullying PM clique" whatever the hell that is. I hope he means me. Because I've had about 30 PMs in nigh on a decade on this forum, and Saintlee/LifeLongSaint during the Paul Allen years account for about half of them. I've actually sent far less than that, as SOGGY and SaintRichmond and other assorted tw ats can testify after they've PMed me whiny ass sh it with no reply. I've never wanted PMs from anyone and have never initiated a single PM conversation with anyone on this forum. Never. But PM clique me up. Clique me right up.