CB Fry

Just looked it up: ten years ago. Blimey.

What has Alex Crook done wrong exactly? If he'd been a lying scumbag and written a story saying Victor has no interest in joining any other club, would that have been better for your sensitive little soul?

Your entire argument here is about being sneeringly simplistic about how easy something should be and what a failure someone is for not achieving it. On that basis, it's pretty easy to not be a pitifully thick c *nt but you make incredibly hard work of it.

....and look who's slithered out, right on cue. Do you ever post an any threads that don't mention Adkins?

My point is your "three games more than a Premier League season" argument is the ramblings of a retard.

I don't remember the rest of the league only needing to play 38 games.

I predict several more panicked threads about our seeding before July. After all, we had at least seventeen separate threads panicking about the FA Cup runners up thing even though that was another certainty.

Ginola? Haven't we done that joke?

Apparently the CEO of Coca-Cola telephoned Blatter three or four times and those calls were not returned.

I'm over it.

Great news. Dyke speaking just now can barely disguise his glee. Just need to eff off Qatar.

Which was how?

You go first.

I think you can still get a copy of "I Want To Be In That Number" which covers the twelve most notorious orgies/gang bangs in Saints history, going back from "Hughie Fisher's fist" in 1971 all the way to the nine player, three back room staff human carnage that was The Grand Hotel Bucharest, widely regarded as Neil McCann's finest hour. I know Waterstones don't carry it anymore but I believe it is still available on the Hagiology Publishing website. Probably due an update too post-Pardew. What about it, Duncan?

Rational debate. Rational debate. Rational debate. Rational debate. Rational debate.

So the wealthy population of New Warden Village spend their time driving around the village they live in? Funny really because I tend to use my car and roads to get to places where I don't live. Maybe that's just me. The three times I've been done by a speed camera I was 30 mins, a hour, and five hours away from my own front door.

LOL. The delusionals keep on coming.

Arsenal have owned him all along.

Have it your way, then. Mentally ill.

Either it's a wind up that you've carried on for year after rib-tickling year, or you're mentally ill. My advice is admit it is a wind up.

You might want to get used to the idea that we won't qualify for Europe every season right now, to save disappointment later.

a) they are far more likely to deliver European football season in, season out than we are. b) he would have joined us "for the money" too. As did anyone else we've ever signed.

If we are in the Europa absolutely. Will be impossible for us to maintain all fronts, and I will happily see the LC deprioritised for the first team.

And that's a 1/10 from you. Probably worth sticking to your other joke, the EUSSR one, because that is as funny on its 97th airing as it was on its first.

Pretty much this. If we finish 7th for three years in a row that would demonstrate huge improvement, and anyway would be foolish to seriously think we can just keep climbing up and up the league every season. Next season I'd love us to still be in the Europa come spring. If we are then I'd be happy with mid table, I think Thursday/Sunday will be hard work for us. If we go out of Europe early then I'd like to see us prioritising either domestic cup. We're not going to finish fourth or go down so let's concentrate on trying to build up our honours list and actually win something.