CB Fry

He's got more chance than Nicola Sturgeon, squire.

Well, no. I mean Alex Salmond, who will be a MP after the election.

Betrand and Toby didn't move to us because it was a "step up" though, which is the phrase you are arguing about. Us being in the Champions League is not going to make any Spurs player see us as a step up, because it won't be.

I pray Koeman never goes to Chelski.

Salmond won't care. If the SNP get anything approaching 4-50 seats he'd be our Deputy Prime Minister. Vomit inducing for lots of us but a genuine triumph for him.

With, say, 40 seats, they'd have to, if Labour have enough of course. Otherwise, why on earth are they standing for Westminster? If they hold the balance of power and refuse to form an functioning administration forcing another election they'd look like prize pri cks, with no reason for people to vote for them again. You're right though, being in coalition could damage them in the long run as they won't be able to just stand and point any more. It did for the LDs and could do for the SNP too.

I don't know, we've got a fair few deluded fans....

Breaking News: Kane in Pochettino Showdown talks. His agent said "As soon as Harry heard about Saints CL qualification playoff against AEK Athens he knew where his future lay. He's desperate to make that step up into football's top table, and that's Southampton and no mistake".

Quite sure of it. 100% certain, thanks.

And knives. Don't forget knives. Knives are, like, way more worser than guns. Like, well bad.

No current Spurs players would be angling to move a "step up" and sign for us, that's for sure. One season of CL qualification once does not turn us into some mega club.

The delusion that Spurs aren't a step up from us will never die.

Egg like a bird's egg.

Birming bum Sh itty.

Gash ton Villa.

Blunderland.

Swans wee Sh itty.

Less-ter Sh itty.

Queens Dork Wrongers.

They had the CEO of Mansfield Town on Five Live earlier talking about this. The Karren Brady of the Whatsapp generation.

The Lukaku joke on twitter is quite good.

As contraire. Some feminist sucked me off in a gents lav only yesterday. If it feels great and you're not hurting any one go for it. I think that's what she was saying anyway.

You have a brilliant way of bringing vagueness and confusion to things that are simple. Have QPR or Villa got to their 57 point safety target yet?

Got to say, as trolling goes, that's pretty exceptional.

There can be no doubt that raking up a near-decade old long dead takeover saga could have a catastrophic impact on Toby, Victor, Graziano, Jose and Ryan in the last weeks of the season. However could they remain focused when they learn about stuff that Saintlee heard in that meeting that time.