CB Fry

Box of frogs.

He left because we don't have any dreams or ambition.

Pap has deleted his reply to my one and only contribution to his nascent forum. My thread is still there for now for all you CB Fry completists. 22 views. Zero replies. Oh well. Sorry Pap.

...which informed his decision to try and get more game time elsewhere, right?

Just call me Douglas Carswell. I defected to Papsweb, posted something I genuinely thought and still think is hilarious. Apropos of nothing, bish bosh bathos. Effing forum comedy gold. Now, on reflection it was probably on the impenetrable side of dry. Landlord Pap didn't get it and he replied genuinely which makes me feel sad. I honestly thought he might guess it was me. Oh well, good luck with Papsweb, Pap. This site won't be the same without him.

The well trodden route of the post-ban breakaway forum. Not the first. Not the last. We salute you.

Saint Nacho is a delicate soul. Saint Nacho loves the Saints and loves to sing his native half Bolivian/half Shirley accent. The first time I heard this song my heart leapt. Take a quiet moment to appreciate the beauty of this song. Drift onto a pillow of sound, swim into the waves of melody. People who don't like this song are fu cking scumbags.

Because Adidas is a huge, multinational corporation. Completely inefficient to treat every new kit commission as a blank sheet of paper. And not just from a design perspective, but I imagine also from a manufacturing point of view - if they minimise the number of formats of striped kits then you're going be achieving significant efficiencies. Dull product development stuff I'm afraid.

Best dog ever.

Sock puppet. Bletch's awards were year end I think. I know I won one and the warm glow lasted until April.

SaintRichmond by some distance for me. His outstanding contribution has been the fact he hasn't posted since he shut the fu ck up about how he had been conned out of his season ticket money from about September. Oh, and the small matter of being caught arguing with one of his other usernames. Well deserving of the Golden Spanner.

I like the fact you accuse me of twisting things when basically you're the Chubby Checker of sports forums. And here, for possibly for the seventeenth time, is you being OK with someone being shot in the back multiple times for daring to leave a car. Twisting time is here.

Decided to give the BBC3 show Murder In Successville a go on the Iplayer. And front and centre, there's our guy, Tom Davis. Trying to work out if it is funny or awful, but Davis is pretty good.

That's no way to talk about Chris West.

http://www.verbalidentity.com/about-us/chris-west/ Is it Chris West? He runs a company with the perfect name.* *if it is Chris West I apologise. Please don't ban me Steve. This is my life.

"Saintsweb Verbal real name" got me to Ramana Maharshi about six results down. Is that him?

Jet fuel can't melt Verbal's real name.

SUBSTANTIATE THAT OPINION WITH WRITTEN EVIDENCE.

Well that's a bit of a shock. What did he do? Not really been on today, hadn't noticed anything bubbling under this morning.

It definitely is a homage to John Morton's work - no bad thing. With a bit of The Office chucked in.

Pretty obviously it is Shurlock giving his opinion.

I think this line from you is simply wonderful.

Not necessarily. If Les says nothing about Clyne whatsoever and he does go, idiots on here will just make out we made no attempt to keep him at all and off we go into "no ambition" wrist-slashery. Les is saying enough (and I very comfortable it is all true) to reassure the fans we are trying to keep him. It's more positive than saying nothing.

Actually I didn't know you meant US cops being shot. So if you did, your assumption that people on this thread would be "OK" with that is even more ridiculous. No one on this thread is "OK" with police officers being shot. That'll be you twisting things not anyone else. I'll repeat - the only person expressing being OK with people being shot dead is you, especially someone shot in the back multiple times for getting out of a car. And stay in your car or "expect what happens to you" is what you said, ie expect to be shot in the back multiple times. You have never, ever managed to say what that officer did was in any way wrong. Don't twist yourself out of it. And it's "shelves" not "shelfs".

Yvette is in the running. Not sure she'd win but I like her.