CB Fry

It warrants one. Good news. Still think Clyne will go, be great if we can tie up Toby though.

Batman getting mullered here.

Fair play to the club - genuinely funny. Lovely respectful nods to The Office and John Morton's "documentaries" and great to hear Miles Jupp on the VO. Love it.

Yours was an admirable reverse ferret, but I thoroughly enjoyed taking the pi ss out of you anyway. I'll do it again soon I'm sure.

Okay then. If that's your get out fine.

Well, that took a nanosecond. Unbelievable Jeff: Abhorrent.

I think even that suggestion of discrimination is abhorrent. Shame on you.

Even a joke outside a cafe. Go you. Don't be doing no more jokes about any indentifiable groupings of human beings ever again, will ya now? Because that would be, like, so abhorrent.

On your terms, all "discrimination" is clearly not equal. Obviously. Infant school obviously. This kind of thing is in, you know, the law and stuff. Hence why people saying a single joke about gingers on Mock The Week is not the same as 50 years of Apartheid in South Africa. You can slot that oh-so-awful board outside a cafe somewhere between those two points if you like.

I've made my point. It was/is a joke. You're the one churning out drivel about "discrimination is discrimination. End of." That's also a joke.

Laughable stuff. Seriously, well done for sticking with it.

The critical thing to remember is none of that has actually happened. Lovely little flight of fancy though. What actually has happened is on this forum is Jeff comparing that cafe blackboard to racial discrimination. I'm still waiting for some equivalent joke aimed at "lefties" that is going to prompt an equivalent response.

I am going to "utterly lose my sh it" in a minute.

I am disgusted by this joke.

Someone pat him on the head and tell him it's going to be alright.

50 jokes. Let's see if I crack.

The BBC is definitely just like Stalin.

Neil Kinnock was a nincompoop.

Lefties give you cancer up the bum.

Try me. Post up 50 right now.

It's the thin end of the wedge and no mistake.

So your post that "everybody thought was serious [emoji38] " was serious?

Has anybody got a link to some amazing lethal goals in the last minutes ....with crazy commentators?

Make your mind up.

Who are these few UK police officers who have been "getting shot and dying" recently? In my country those "good cop shootings" occurrences are rare so those incidents get high levels of coverage. If I've missed these recent few can you let me know and provide links? And why would any one be "OK " with that? The only person on this thread who has been "OK " with any gun death is you, especially for the punishable by death crime of not staying in a car.