CB Fry

Oh behave yourself. Actual people voted the Conservatives in for actual reasons, and as you get older you'll understand that is what happens in the real world. It's not quite the result I'd have liked but it is the result. Get over it.

Razor-sharp.

They'll get Devo Max. Cameron will give the SNP enough jock rope to hang themselves with. Sucker the SNP in raising taxes and spending like mad, and let's see how it goes for them. The Scots don't want independence, and they won't get a referendum. Let's see how it goes.

Not sure Ed spent long writing a losers speech. He's busking it.

BALLS OUT/UP

This.

Congratulations Mark Reckless of the people's army.

I heart John Curtice. Hero of the night.

Caroline Lucas back in for the Greens. She'll be able to "cash in" even more with her money-spinning, err, boring book for a tiny niche interest independent publisher. Enjoy your wheelbarrows full of money, Caroline you greedy hypocrite.

Serious questions to answer at some of our polling organisations then. What a fu ck up on their part. Paddy Ashdown looks like (even more of) a right plum. Start eating your hat.

Five years ago I am pretty sure the exit poll puzzlement was around "but everyone loves Nick Clegg, how have they lost seats?". They lost seats.

It reckon it will be. It's a massive sample and it's people immediately after they've actually voted. Basically it pis ses all over the other polls in terms of sample size and methodology.

In real terms, it will be. Just discussed it on BBC. Sinn Fein won't turn up, so the Tories have enough. [if exit polls are correct etc] Lib Dems, UKIP, SNP, all irrelevant.

Thanet not declared until 6 am? FFS.

Get over it Paddy Ashdown.

Balls out. There's your story.

One nil to Labour. They just need to park the bus for the next seven hours now.

It's strange - yesterday's Guardian ICM poll talked about a boat load of caveats about shy Tories and higher turnout for Conservative voters etc etc and still had them neck and neck. Having read the article I linked earlier, I trust the exit poll. Unlike Paddy Ashdown. Who will be followed around by a Sun reporter with hat and a knife and fork for the next three days.

He's toast. Gone by lunchtime, he ain't writing no Queen's speech. If the LDs are down to 10 I can see Clegg losing his seat.

Blimey.

99% sure they don't and rightly so.

http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/sci/statistics/staff/academic-research/firth/exit-poll-explainer/ This is interesting. Basically, go to bed at 10. The exit poll will nail it.

It's pis sing down in Derbyshire. Rain = Tory gains people. Celebrate/commiserate as appropriate.

Fair enough, although I see no cashing in or hypocrisy personally. If that's your outrage benchmark then you'll have a pretty miniscule pool of MPs to pick from.

Has she accused other MPs of cashing in? Genuinely no idea of what she has said on it. And I'll refer you to my previous post if writing an unquestionably dull book for a liberal independent publisher is "cashing in" to you.