CB Fry

Why are you assuring me about something I clearly said in the post you quoted that I have never, ever thought. You do read posts before you quote them, right? Odd. .....and we're a long way from your "I never once claimed" stuff aren't we now? We've arrived at SOG's fantasy island. Hypo and me are the same person. Okay then.

plus five or six at least.

Elia. Interesting.

I think I would take not losing right now.

This is generating the injury time when the winner will go in.

Arse

Steven Davis. Dear me.

Need a goal while we're on top (as Mr Obvious Dave Merrington would say)

Well we'll agree to differ. Independence is not going to happen for a long, long time. You think the SNP collapsing a government and letting the Tories stroll in will have no impact whatsoever on Salmond and Sturgeon's standing? Five years ago the SNP polled less than 20% of the vote, a whole 80,000 less than the Tories. Five years on you think we're now in a place that whatever the SNP do, whatever promises they break or fu ck ups they make a gigantic swath of robotic unthinking voters are going to vote for them unopposed for all elections forever? Laughable. They're doing very well right now, but all political parties fu ck up and they all lose elections.

I think that is very much a possibility...

Fair enough!

Very good, but if the game was being played tomorrow I'd suggest you could probably find four other equally relevent events from our history. Especially as April is often a critical month.

The person in the video will be most distressed to hear that.

Presented without comment, suffice to say I know there have been lots of requests for videos of people in Mexican wrestling masks singing songs about Southampton full backs.

I hope that is how it happens. If he is into his last year let's hope people don't spend forever whining at the club for not offering him a new one etc. I don't expect him to sign any new contract with us - much like Feyenoord he'll do his bit and then go to a new challenge. Three seasons of Koeman would be flipping epic. And then he simply hands over to his natural successor, Gerry Francis.

His head is not being turned by media stories. It's a cute idea that players are sat around leafing through the Sun in the Staplewood cafe where they suddenly discover Arsenal are after them.

If we're still in it in 2016 we've done great.

This post is just a collection of phrases making no discernable point. Anyway, you've said several times our poor running away friend deserved/should expect to be shot, and if he had stayed in the car he would have no fear of death (it's just getting out of the car he gets fear of death, obviously). It's all on this thread and is the dribbling of an idiot. Well done.

Except of course that isn't true, as we can see your quote/reply to OldNick was about the "same people ganging up" thing, not just multiple posters in general. Nice attempt at post rationalising it but the problem with forums is it is all written down, in order. Hypo, with some foresight, nailed it here a few days ago, and you've lived up to type quite wonderfully: Does this still count as "not once have I suggested it happens" for you because you've "suggested it happens" more than once on this thread tonight? Take comfort, take comfort.

That's because it isn't funny.

Appreciate that. Personally I think they will get that scenario - Cameron in No 10 - anyway because I don't Ed will do enough anyway. Allows 40 odd SNP backbenchers to pointlessly snipe away for five years and 30% of Scotland wonder "why did we vote for them again?".

It was. You just don't want to listen. The SNP will need to succeed in Westminster if they get the chance to form a government. With 40 odd seats they really won't have that much power. There will be no independence referendum for at least a decade (at least) so they are going to have to get on with it. You think they can let a Labour government collapse within a year, usher in a Tory administration where they would be powerless and that action would have no impact whatsoever on their credibility? Not even on the (at least) 50% of the population who didn't vote for them in the first place? Not on the 30% chunk who didn't vote SNP in 2010 but are now (you seem to think) locked-in SNP loyalists for life? You dont think those thousands of floating voters wouldn't feel a wee bit short changed by the SNP's "new politics" of, err, welch on their number one pledge and let the Tories in immediately by utterly fu cking up an agreement when they had an unprecedented number of seats they might never get again? Decisions and actions have consequences. Just because you have nightmares that the SNP are some unstoppable infallible political machine doesn't make it true. They'll fu ck up just as much as any other party.

This has all the flat-pack neatly packaged hallmarks of a well tuned conspiracy theory. Real life is more complicated than that.

Deary me. The scaremongering has definitely got to you, hasn't it?

I've heard it before and had it put to me. But some of us are clever enough to know it is obviously bullsh it. So you are now settled that it doesn't happen then? Or are you still trying to have it both ways by simultaneously claiming it does and at the same claiming you have never said it does?