CB Fry

Very good, but if the game was being played tomorrow I'd suggest you could probably find four other equally relevent events from our history. Especially as April is often a critical month.

The person in the video will be most distressed to hear that.

Presented without comment, suffice to say I know there have been lots of requests for videos of people in Mexican wrestling masks singing songs about Southampton full backs.

I hope that is how it happens. If he is into his last year let's hope people don't spend forever whining at the club for not offering him a new one etc. I don't expect him to sign any new contract with us - much like Feyenoord he'll do his bit and then go to a new challenge. Three seasons of Koeman would be flipping epic. And then he simply hands over to his natural successor, Gerry Francis.

His head is not being turned by media stories. It's a cute idea that players are sat around leafing through the Sun in the Staplewood cafe where they suddenly discover Arsenal are after them.

If we're still in it in 2016 we've done great.

This post is just a collection of phrases making no discernable point. Anyway, you've said several times our poor running away friend deserved/should expect to be shot, and if he had stayed in the car he would have no fear of death (it's just getting out of the car he gets fear of death, obviously). It's all on this thread and is the dribbling of an idiot. Well done.

Except of course that isn't true, as we can see your quote/reply to OldNick was about the "same people ganging up" thing, not just multiple posters in general. Nice attempt at post rationalising it but the problem with forums is it is all written down, in order. Hypo, with some foresight, nailed it here a few days ago, and you've lived up to type quite wonderfully: Does this still count as "not once have I suggested it happens" for you because you've "suggested it happens" more than once on this thread tonight? Take comfort, take comfort.

That's because it isn't funny.

Appreciate that. Personally I think they will get that scenario - Cameron in No 10 - anyway because I don't Ed will do enough anyway. Allows 40 odd SNP backbenchers to pointlessly snipe away for five years and 30% of Scotland wonder "why did we vote for them again?".

It was. You just don't want to listen. The SNP will need to succeed in Westminster if they get the chance to form a government. With 40 odd seats they really won't have that much power. There will be no independence referendum for at least a decade (at least) so they are going to have to get on with it. You think they can let a Labour government collapse within a year, usher in a Tory administration where they would be powerless and that action would have no impact whatsoever on their credibility? Not even on the (at least) 50% of the population who didn't vote for them in the first place? Not on the 30% chunk who didn't vote SNP in 2010 but are now (you seem to think) locked-in SNP loyalists for life? You dont think those thousands of floating voters wouldn't feel a wee bit short changed by the SNP's "new politics" of, err, welch on their number one pledge and let the Tories in immediately by utterly fu cking up an agreement when they had an unprecedented number of seats they might never get again? Decisions and actions have consequences. Just because you have nightmares that the SNP are some unstoppable infallible political machine doesn't make it true. They'll fu ck up just as much as any other party.

This has all the flat-pack neatly packaged hallmarks of a well tuned conspiracy theory. Real life is more complicated than that.

Deary me. The scaremongering has definitely got to you, hasn't it?

I've heard it before and had it put to me. But some of us are clever enough to know it is obviously bullsh it. So you are now settled that it doesn't happen then? Or are you still trying to have it both ways by simultaneously claiming it does and at the same claiming you have never said it does?

I never once claimed he did comedy.

This was the claim you replied to originally. Saint Charlie did not gang up on people, he just posted trolling/comedy/sh it under different names.

"Apparently it does" does it? Who and when?

So you question "why the mods allow" something that you "have never once claimed" happens? Okay then.

They would have to make some concessions but not many because, as has been said, the entire house will be on a knife edge. They won't get anywhere near the deal the Lib Dems got out of the Tories, not least because they haven't got much to actually ask for (ie control of government departments). Just to confirm: the SNP won't achieve breaking up the UK on the back of this election. They'll either be utterly powerless backbenchers whining about the Tories. Or broadly silent partners in a Labour government slightly more left ish than it might otherwise have been, but not much more. As soon as Sturgeon said she would never under any circumstances do any deal with the Tories she pi ss ed away any negotiating position she had.

I don't think you understood what I said.

There's a massive overestimation of the SNP's potential power. Even with every single Scottish seat they won't stop Trident and if they vote down a first Labour Queen's speech then the government collapses and the Tories will either walk a second election, or form their own new administration. Well done Alex and Nicola. They really won't have as much sway as they and others are making out.

Indeed. I might have over called it in November, though.

We get it. Stay in your car for fear of death, or expect what's coming to you (being shot 8 times in the back until you are dead). There would be no fear of death if you stay in your car. Stay in your fu cking car. Over the la-a-a-and of the free and the ho-o-o-o-ome of. thuuuuuh. braaaaave.

You should be able to spot it from Dalek by now. Same "joke" for a long time now. Get this - he pretends he thinks were going to get relegated whatever the situation. Oh it's so funny. Once we get into the summer and starts saying our aim need only to to finish 17th the tears will be running down your face. And if we're 5th in December he'll make loads of comments about how we're not safe yet. Honestly he's up there with Bill Hicks.

Interesting. Still can't believe that Labour will end the night on more seats than the Conservatives and that the SNP will land almost ten times as many seats as they've had before. The Independence referendum had that little bounce where they thought they were going to win but turned out to be a squib. I think it will soften a bit, and they'll come in with nearer 30. Between 3 and 1 for UKIP is LOLZ enough for me. "The people's army" fighting the "establishment" with two ex-Tory MPs and an Investment Banker turned professional politian. Oh they are going to shake it up and no mistake.