CB Fry

A Labour government wasn't elected then.

What mistake?

Secondly I like the idea that you think you have caught me out. A Champagne moment for Torres. But, to help your woeful comprehension, Torres: If someone says they think something won't happen in the next decade, the idea they also think it won't happen in the next five years is what normal people call "a given". Clue: the next five years are going to run, you know, kinda within the next ten years. That's, like, how time works. Weird, huh? But yeah, you've right caught me out good and proper.

You seem to be confused about how often general elections happen. Clue: they happen every five years. Hence my reference to five years. Because that's when the next election will be. In five years time. Five years. Understand? Anyway there won't be a referendum in the next decade anyway. I'll happily stand by that sunshine.

Watched it all, and the series gets better as it goes on. I thought the first episode was okay but it gets warmer and funnier with each episode. Easily the best thing he's done since Phoenix Nights which isn't saying a great deal (and he is only a co writer on this too). His co-star Sian Gibson is great too, and out of nowhere will fly on the back of this. In a "gets lead role in new ITV comedy drama" kind of way. There will definitely be another series.

That's not the average working person to be fair. Most people who have "millions of pounds" at risk on their decisions are paid well.

Seriously, there are no replays in the League Cup. All the matches go straight to ET and then penalties. Get out of the pub....

If you come out with nonsense like that you deserve to be patronised.

There are replays in the FA cup but not in the League Cup right?

We were talking about a Scottish referendum not a European one. That may well happen in the next five years.

Torres's comprehension skills truly are woeful.

There will not be a referendum in the next five years you utter plum.

Keep frothing.

Not as woeful as your grasp of how this is going to play out for the SNP.

It was 25% for each party and 25% undecided I believe.

You're wasting your time if you think Torres is ever going to accept this. The whole country is going to be dominated by 40 jock MPs. Dominated I tells ya.

No Mondays, no Bank Holiday Mondays. Is that what you people want? FFS.

That's absolutely beautiful.

He hasn't said they're not going to be sold.

Communism party?

Obviously not. Keep frothing.

Just lost the election when he slipped off the stage.

Typical left wing BBC giving Miliband an easy ride.

Blimey. Left/Right -10.13 Libertarian -5.33 Nah, I'm not that left wing, I'm a centrist social democrat. In the United States that would probably make me a communist but I am far more Alan Milburn than Dennis Skinner.

Don't tell Torres that. He thinks the Scottish people from now on will slavishly and obediently vote SNP for the rest of time, regardless of what they do, promises they break or fu ck ups they make. Stick a yellow SNP rosette and a ginger wig on Jimmy Savile's rotting corpse and he'd walk any marginal you care to name.