CB Fry

Basically, he got his knob out.

This. Would have been very happy if Poch had signed a new deal, and like you I am currently worshipping Koeman, and also never really warmed to Poch at all. Just can't deny his record though.

Put a monkey in a child's costume? What good would that do?

Think it is possibly a wind up by Danny Baker. Clue: he's just said Talking Heads are the headline act.

Didn't Man U fans start it as a Carrick chant? Most new songs do tend to come out of Manchester.

Apparently first in the running order for MOTD 2 tonight. Typical media pro-WBA agenda.

Simply brilliant. Adore the man.

That article clearly not referencing the centenary kit, calm down. Obviously a reference to the all red abortions Cortese foisted on us in the Premier League. Still, the experts on the forum said we had to make a choice between "precious stripes" and success on the pitch because apparently the two were linked, not least because of the "scientific proof" that plain was better, and of course the millions and millions of fans in "the far east" who became instant Saints fans when we started to wear plain red. Them experts knew what they were talking about, and no mistake.

Well, we'll still be 8th or so if we lose, which is perfectly good for me.

I think we're all missing the bigger issue here. Some of Adam Lallana's phone calls were not, I repeat not, returned. Scum.

It only gets more and more funny every time you post this stuff. Don't ever stop, will you?

As last time, Derby away.

Indeed. Just a little joke this morning before I nip off to the stables and then to London to present a new lifestyle and sports magazine show for BBC1.

Still don't think we can ever win a game without utilising the Pochettino pressing system. It's the only way to achieve success in football matches.

Oh my aching sides you really are hilarious. Do your stuff about needing 45 points to stay up again, that is solid gold comedy trolling it really is.

Didn't see the game but 5live commentators very complimentary. We sounded great. Well done Koeman and the team. Micky Mouse cup my bottom. COME ON!!

The word you are looking for is Meltdown.

You got nothing better to do but dig up dead threads from three days ago?

I'd say the complete opposite. Our good start means we already have points to spare in the League so we have permission to go for it in the cups.

Arsene could say the same thing about Arsenal (Cesc, RVP, etc) with the added bonus of it being true.

Great to hear. Effing go for it tomorrow. If we can get to the transfer window in the semi finals of the League Cup then it might give us a wee edge against potential suitors. Ronald Koeman. On the fast track to legendary status.

Chelsea to lose: surely we want to be top, only if it is for a week, just for the LOLZ.

Would depend when he left and how he left, wouldn't it.

Pap's original was better. Less is more, that one is a bit over-worked. Amusing in places.

Neither have Man United.