CB Fry

Which, lets remember is exactly what you "so want" to happen, remember? So don't go complaining now, will you?

There is always top drawer comedy to be found on this forum. There is an element of cruelty in laughing at chaps like this but it's hard to resist. Wahhh Wahhh I hate England honest I do.

You seem to be looking forward to saying I told you so if Lallana fails at Liverpool. Clearly a big fan.

You are being dismissive of him by saying he could be nothing more than a sub for Liverpool. Yes, that is dismissive of him, and frankly dismissive of our flaming academy which happened to have produced world football's most expensive player, among others. Hmmmm all you like, son. I clearly think more of Lallana than you do.

My response was to this specific post... You see, you typed with your own hands "can you see him walking into the first team ahead of Sturridge...and Henderson". Inferring that you couldn't see that. That's what I replied to, read my post again. And in your post where you describe him as the "most gifted player you've ever seen etc" you repeat the claim that he would only be on the bench at Liverpool, the exact and precise point I address in my post. So what have I "misrepresented" exactly? Do let me know.

Why would he replace Sturridge or Henderson? You might as well say he won't get picked ahead of Mignolet. Liverpool are not planning to spend at least twenty million freaking pounds on Lallana just to use him as some stand in super sub. With fans on here so dismissive of his potential not sure why he should ever bother to stick around.

Leeds fans will be dancing in the streets over that appointment. Christ.

Alpine Saint: never knowingly self-aware.

You need me to confirm that homophobia is worse than "fattism"? Blimey.

So basically you are waiting for your turn to say "I told you so" to the "clappers" then. PS. I reckon I've got a pretty decent idea who the first person to start "howling like buggery" when "something goes wrong" will be. Call it intuition if you like. Anyone else want to have a wild guess at who I'm thinking of?

As our fat friend says, the level of literacy on this site never ceases to etc etc.

From Adam Blackmore... #Saintsfc Exec Director Les Reed says a reconciliation with Adam Lallana is a possibility, despite player wanting to go...quotes follow.... Reed: "We've brought him to this level, and we could feel that perhaps he should give it a little bit longer with us" #saintsfc

Well of course you do, my little bi-polar friend.

Don't worry - the pure solid gold that is Alpine-the-England-fan still has weeks to run. To recap: spends weeks ranting how he's "always been anti-England" and how he "so hopes we go out in the first round". Add in a shed load of hate filled bile at all the players and the manager. All in all, the full on "I hope we lose" act. And then, despite all this, goes utterly apes hit when we do lose. What an utter effing plank.

There are made up "leaked" fixtures every year, so just as likely to be any other fixture than City away.

WHY HAVEN'T WE SIGNED ANYONE YET FFS.

Meltdown, what Meltdown. Promised a top coach with European level experience, and that's what we've got. There's a lesson for a few on this forum, but they won't learn it. Welcome big Ron.

I was going from a "trusted lieutenant" angle rather than playing style. Would prefer that to not be our first signing.

He's basically a Dutch Paul Telfer, right?

He can't. Just his usual drivel.

Says the man who has made a snidey remark to the tune of "well at least we'll have our precious stripes back" in one of his regular attacks on the club at least once a week every week since January.

This morning Five Live are reporting us "expecting to announce" later this week. I'd take that as today/tomorrow.

So pretty much every media outlet has reported our new manager as being Koeman and all seem to know we've offered him a contract and will announce this week. Good job we do our business in private, ain't it?

What that video says to me is that the Scottish League for half decent players is like playing FIFA on the piece of pi ss levels. Centre backs marauding forward and taking pot shots at goal? Dear god. And he takes the direct free kicks. Of course. All in all, get him in.

Immers, entirely from Wikipedia, looks underwhelming: 28, only ever played in Holland, no international caps. Let's not start buying Michael Neilssons again.