CB Fry

We've got a chance of getting something from this game which mathmatically equal to the chances of Man United getting relegated.

Correct. We clearly need to strengthen in the "it's far too early to judge him, give it two seasons and you'll see" department. We need two or three hot prospects for 2015 in NOW, we can't wait until the end of the window.

I've been saying for months that Gaston needs a Cleber Chala/Imants Bledelis alongside him. Let's hope this guy is a sh it enough player to fulfil the role properly.

No worries! Too many layers I think. I needed someone to get it quickly before the mob buried me under a barrage of "how dare you compare him to Steve Wood when he hasn't even played" outrage... Note to self: lay off the puns.

I made a joke but I don't think anyone will get it. David in Sweden didn't but then I didn't put any of it in bold. It was only a stoopid pop culture pun anyway. Oh well, this bird has flown.

I've been reading up on this guy and as far as I can see he's nothing more than a Norway version of that centre back we signed from Millwall in the early nineties. Isn't it good...

No way. Hooper clearly was first choice. Him and Nige go way back.

Just mentioned it on Five Live. Apologies if this is old news.... "close to signing" and Liverpool trial thing mentioned.

Good for you. Well done. West Ham and Man United will both be in the Premier League next season.

Not really. I wrote my original point purely a way of expressing my opinion that WHU aren't going down, ie on a par with "WHU going down is as likely as me being able to unscrew a lightbulb using only my penis". I honestly didn't think it was a particularly imflammatory statement. It's only when Les Bender started going apesh it I started needing to defend it because he is someone worth having a pop at on here. I see others are still going on about pointless mathematical likelihood. Good for you chaps. Look people. West Ham aint going down, and neither are Man United. Both of them are as likely as each other to be in the Premier League next season. What larks. Good night.

It's not a theory. It's my opinion about West Ham not being relegated this season. West Ham won't be relegated this season. Not sure why you need to spell out statistical proof about Man U staying up. Of course they're staying up. Them, and West Ham.

West Ham aren't going to be relegated. Just like Man United. That's it. The "several people" can all see if I am right in May.

You do realise that seventeen teams don't get relegated and only one becomes champions? And you do realise that seventeen is a much bigger number than one? And you do realise I haven't used the phrase "equal chance" at any point on this thread? You can put it in bold as much as you like. And you do realise you are a moron?

No idea what you're on about but it is not in the slightest like saying West Ham will win the title. If you think WHU are going down, good for you. Lets see who's right in May. 11th place. 26 points. Half the season gone. And suggesting they definitely won't go down is "ludicrous". You're a joke.

17 clubs will stay up. Man U and WHU will be in that 17. Together. Get over it.

Nice try. I have a five year old myself and we enjoying making up stories together. None of them match up with the fairy tales you're coming up with on here. If you're going to try and talk down to me, don't let your starting point be utter cluelessness.

What on earth is an "independent valuation" anyway? Useless, made up numbers. Since promotion from L1 we have spent millions. Since promotion from the NPC we outspent nearly every club in Europe. So unless you genuinely think we are labouring with genuine L1 players (and you can name them) I fail to see your point. The "perspective" posts always come from a "poor us" perspective but that doesn't make it true. Most clubs, including Newcastle, would kill for the funds we seem to have to spray about. And plenty of promoted clubs have thrived in the prem without sloshing cash about like we have. Go and look at WBA's all time highest transfer in. And they have done fine. So I don't accept that we are in a disadvantage to these mighty clubs around us. Quite the opposite. The exact opposite.

It tells us the teams on 26 points after that many games did not go down. And that the bottom three teams came from the bottom four then. The brains trust on this forum can talk about collapses and mega surges of form but the brutal truth is very little will change between now and May. West Ham are as likely as Man United to go down. They aint going down. If that was Saints in that position right now Les Wender and gang would be crowing about Champions League and 50,000 stadiums and sneering at anyone saying we were scrapping to stay up.

Stick to skulking around the training ground car park or whatever it is you do. WHU aren't going down you absolute spanner.

Is it? 17 clubs stay up every season. West Ham will finish in that top 17. See you in May.

Sure about that? Have another look. Lee, JRod and Mayuka are together more than ten alone. You saying the rest were all frees?

The Red/Asia thing is totally overplayed and if you think that signing a couple of asians and playing in all red is some kind of "obvious" marketing masterstroke then you are deluded. Some sources say Chelsea have 100m Asian fans. And Chelsea wear blue. And, well, win stuff. All the time. We just might need to do that a lot to be big in Asia. Our all red kit is just fu cking sh it. End of.

Just showed a nice little montage of our four one win earlier in the season on MOTD, they didn't have to. They must really hate us.

Jesus christ.