Sunglasses Ron

Sad times when we're reliant on other teams to bring us joy... ... but come on Newcastle!!!!

As someone who doesn’t live in the Southampton area, I can assure you people are laughing at us.

I mean what the fucking fuck has happened to us since we beat the skates 4-0 in 2019? Aside from almost total mediocrity, there are these obvious highlights: > October 2019 - 0-9 against Leicester (record PL / home defeat); > February 2021: 9-0 against Manchester United (record PL defeat, AGAIN); > March 2022: 0-6 at home against Chelsea. More recently, we've had to endure this absolute shite: > Losing in the FA Cup to League 2 Grimsby (at home); > Losing in the League Cup to League 2 Gillingham; > Haven't won by more than a single goal, in any competition, since March 2022 (Edit: We beat Cambridge united 3-0 last August in the League Cup); > Just two wins at home in the league in the last 12 months; > Not a single clean sheet in any competition since March; > Nathan Fucking Jones; > Ruben Smegging Selles; > Russell Bloody Martin (promotion campaign fucked up in just four games). I can barely think of any notable highlights: > 1-0 win against Manchester City in 2020; > Top of the league for about 12 hours in 2020; > 3-2 win against Tottenham in 2022; > JWP free kicks. As per the title, we're a bloody laughing stock. Feel free to add items to the above lists! 😄

As fragile as a fucking poppadom. At least we can draw solace from the joy we’ve given to the people of the north east lately.

Useless, fucking useless.

If we’re not letting them in during the opening minute of the first half then there’s a good chance we’ll do it in the last (or both).

We’re a disaster!

Greedy pig! Don’t you know we haven’t won by more than a goal since February ‘22? 4-3 it is then!

Good to firm.

Yeah, imagine if we hadn't sold and still had to endure him in midfield alongside that Spanish guy who's "legs have gone". We'd be in a right mess I tell you.

Yup, both a chore and an embarrassment. I loathe match days approaching but no longer entrust this bunch of clowns to make or break my weekends.

Can we have a light show for added impact?

Very happy for him, fair play!

Reading were very lucky to have John Madejski for many years, a devoted (and highly successful) local businessman who wanted to do good for the town by investing in the ground and squad. He was always going to be a tough act to follow, but what's happened to them is shocking. Things are far from being right at St Mary's, but compared to them we're in a very stable position (at least for now).

Sounds pretty much like this forum on match days! 😃

I’ll just leave this here…

I’m not sure about this at all. We’re a well established club and have had a shocking run of comical situations in recent years: > The nine nils > Nathan Jones > Grimsby defeat > Relegation > Pathetic home record > Pathetic defensive record I agree Everton and Reading are above us in the laughing stock league but being a Saints fan has been bloody embarrassing in recent times.

Fucking hell! Wouldn’t be Friday at home to Leicester without a red card.

Where do we rank in terms of being the laughing stock of English football? Surely we’re top 3 but can’t actually think of anyone above us.

Given up counting now to be fair. I see only letting one or two in as a form of success these days.

3 against Gillingham 4 against Norwich 5 against Sunderland 4 (and counting) against Leicester What an absolute joke.

I can’t see any way Potter would want to come here. We’d be lucky to temp Nathan Jones back as things stand.

That was fucking horrible, we’re an absolute mess and somehow still lacking any resilience despite basically changing the whole team. God knows how this one ends.

It’s a sad state of affairs when that’s our minimum hope for any game isn’t it!

Useless cunts, just fuck off already.