Sunglasses Ron

Oh just fuck off, we’re a total pantomime act at the moment.

Still no clean sheet since when, February?

That team pretty much picks itself I’d say, bar Adams possibly.

Don’t think the message got through to Devon, the place is infested with Liverpool fans 365.

Maybe it was offers over £50m?!

Imagine if they were here? Some club - "Hello, we're enquiring about Lyanco..." Them - "Lyanco you say"? * Queue some heroic Wolf Of Wall Street style sales pitch * Next Day - Some club signs Lycanco for £65m.

This from a Liverpool fan on BBC re: Caicedo / Lavia: "I'd rather give the money to Brighton - like them as a club and Southampton were annoying". Annoying how? For asking less than half the money for the player you just purchased?

There is no place here for common sense like that. I think you need a temporary ban to reflect on your actions.

I have to ask, if West Ham are a “Noddy club” then what the hell are we currently?

For me, this season is like the first one we had in League 1. Ok, we don't have a 10-point deduction but it feels like we're starting out with one hand tied behind our back. I reckon we'll be top 6 this season but will actually have a much better chance of promotion next.

Surely it's too early to make claims like these? No-one knows what the next three weeks will bring...

Yes, there’s nothing like a good cup run and this was nothing like one. My head’s saying this competition really wasn’t important this season but my heart is royally pissed right now. We clearly still have certain individuals completely stinking the place out.

Can’t believe we’re losing to a team from Dorset, this won’t do!

I always felt he got his sports mixed up and was simply going for a long jump PB!

Names like Sydney van Hooijdonk and all these other relatives of former players sound like the ones that Championship Manager used to auto-generate once the existing players had all retired. I'll never forget the contributions from the likes of Alan Giggs and Ryan Shearer.

"They'll never walk away, away, away" blah blah blah...

Fair play to him, we did a right number on them!

Expect he’ll be half decent at this level TBF.

Oddly, I absolutely hate VAR when it’s Saints playing (I want a spontaneous experience) but don’t mind it when I’m a neutral, as it does add an element of drama. Similar to the above, it should just be used once per call (in real-time) to check for gross errors and then crack on. 10 seconds per check tops.

Skates losing 😃

Isn’t it wonderful? Let’s have a classic 1-3 Saints Championship win like the good old days!

Not this time! 😃

Was always going to happen, what with the new guidance on time wasting.

Too much to ask for a clean sheet too?

Yes!!! His price just went up another £2m Burnley!