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Are we contractually obliged to gift opposition at least one goal a game?

I propose we merge them into a player almost as good as most other keepers. We shall call him Bazarthy.

Doesn’t look like my preference of going to the dentist over St Mary’s is changing any time soon.

Surely we can mug one of those Saudi clubs off for them? ”Hello is that Al-Hilal? It’s, err, Thierry Henry here. My two cousins are both amazing and looking for a club…”

Last season: Most of this football 💩

Thanks for confirming.

I guess him being hauled off on 40 minutes is a sign of dissatisfaction?

A Bob Ross masterpiece only with a betting sponsor plastered across it.

Let's meet halfway and have a Mars Trio 😀

Not sure what other options are out there, but Reading are streaming the friendly for £5 via RoyalsTV.

I expect the ludicrous money is a mere fringe benefit for good old Hendo, as he embarks on a relentless crusade to instigate a sweeping LGBT+ cultural change in Saudi. Arise Lord Henderson, you heard it here first!

I couldn't give a monkies to be honest! England will always have its football pyramid and we will always support Saints. None of us are ever going to support, or even take an interest, in the likes of à Duhail. If that league did take off then I wouldn't care one bit as it would probably help level the playing field here.

Haha yup, sometimes you just have to admit you were wrong. Maybe a cheeky swap deal for Lavia, who clearly hasn't even found his legs yet?

I'm with you, but ultimately I think we liked him because we reckon that's how we would be if we were taken out of the stands and thrown on the pitch in an emergency (all heart, but with limited talent). I also reckon if he wan't a cool sounding / looking Brazilian then we would have been much quicker to denounce him. Best of luck Lyanco, there were far bigger culprits than you last season.

Probably announcing our third kit a day early. 😀

That was my first thought, one can live in hope!

Redmond returns! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66226343

Absolute weapon that guy.

Great, several more years of the hilarious 'welcome to Liverpool in 2 years' jokes.

Found it now, looks gash…

Strange, when I looked on the store earlier they had the away shirt with the Starling Bank sponsor on it (in purple!) but it appears to have vanished now.

What with that and Willy pulling out of Saints, it’s been a crazy day.

Training gear now for sale… https://store.southamptonfc.com/training/training/

That Barnsley shirt is based on one they wore in the late eighties. To be fair, they may have a forum somewhere where they’re all laughing at our one!

Let's face it, Saints and starting slowly are synonymous with one another.