Sunglasses Ron

For what it's worth, I know someone who works as a photographer at the club and he told me things were going to develop very quickly.

As has been said many times, we have to give them until the end of the window to pass judgment. I'll tell you something though, would be pissed if Tella and Alcarez go. They weren't implicated in last season's debacle and I really want them to stay.

Well this came out of the blue, I'm stunned!

So Morecambe then! 😀

I'd love to see her given a chance in the men's game, but sadly think it would be doomed to failure (and probably wouldn't happen for that precise reason).

What’s the odds on two 4-4 draws in a row at home?

Can someone please put up the season ticket photo. Nothing else will suffice for this shitshow.

You reckon? 😃

Yeah, because our other options are simply awesome right?

So what is it now 7 goals conceded from 8 shots on target this season?

Oh just fuck off, we’re a total pantomime act at the moment.

Still no clean sheet since when, February?

That team pretty much picks itself I’d say, bar Adams possibly.

Don’t think the message got through to Devon, the place is infested with Liverpool fans 365.

Maybe it was offers over £50m?!

Imagine if they were here? Some club - "Hello, we're enquiring about Lyanco..." Them - "Lyanco you say"? * Queue some heroic Wolf Of Wall Street style sales pitch * Next Day - Some club signs Lycanco for £65m.

This from a Liverpool fan on BBC re: Caicedo / Lavia: "I'd rather give the money to Brighton - like them as a club and Southampton were annoying". Annoying how? For asking less than half the money for the player you just purchased?

There is no place here for common sense like that. I think you need a temporary ban to reflect on your actions.

I have to ask, if West Ham are a “Noddy club” then what the hell are we currently?

For me, this season is like the first one we had in League 1. Ok, we don't have a 10-point deduction but it feels like we're starting out with one hand tied behind our back. I reckon we'll be top 6 this season but will actually have a much better chance of promotion next.

Surely it's too early to make claims like these? No-one knows what the next three weeks will bring...

Yes, there’s nothing like a good cup run and this was nothing like one. My head’s saying this competition really wasn’t important this season but my heart is royally pissed right now. We clearly still have certain individuals completely stinking the place out.

Can’t believe we’re losing to a team from Dorset, this won’t do!

I always felt he got his sports mixed up and was simply going for a long jump PB!

Names like Sydney van Hooijdonk and all these other relatives of former players sound like the ones that Championship Manager used to auto-generate once the existing players had all retired. I'll never forget the contributions from the likes of Alan Giggs and Ryan Shearer.