Sunglasses Ron

Surely even we can manage at least a point now!?

YEEEEEESSSSS! TP!

It might not be an actual scar, but who the f@ck would be anything other than gutted having our name associated with such failure?

Very good! 😄 I was thinking earlier how utterly awful the end of season 'lap of appreciation' would be like (the one two seasons ago was really bad), but this is a very nice scenario. Alternatively, it doesn't happen, we get the unwanted record and the club provide us with rotten fruit to pelt them with.

Both injury time goals in the 9-0s were proper kicks in the nuts.

Maybe for the rest of the season we could put on a historic match against the same opposition and just comment on that instead? It's Ipswich next, so we could maybe watch the 1-3 win in 2001/2 when Chris Marsden scored that Messi-like goal?

That will be a fun one, when they come here in a few weeks and completely destroy us.

Agreed, and make the lines thicker so any ambiguity is eliminated.

Saints 1, Newcastle 2, VAR 2

But we can still have Saints crest on the pies right?

And to think we still have 14 more matches to go...

We are utter trash.

When can't this season just fuck off and die.

What's the opposite of the invincible? I suppose we should be glad that we've at least won a game this season to avoid such a fate.

Newcastle beat Sheffield United 8-0 away last season I think, so wonder if they can surpass that. This is hopefully the bit where we now win and I look stupid (please!).

Forever in their shadow if I recall correctly?

I've always said that being a Saints fan is a really great way to appreciate at an early stage that life is rarely easy and often full of disappointment. I genuinely think this helped prepare me for my journey into adulthood and the many challenges that have followed.

More kudos directed our way on the BBC website…

Although the horrendous drive makes it seem more like 250 miles away!

The most regrettable thing about this complete cowpat of a season is that it probably ended for me around the 01st October (when we lost convincingly to Bournemouth). That has effectively meant nearly a year of footballing wilderness with the only carrot being 'beating' Derby's worst ever points tally record. What a thoroughly depressing situation. I just live in hope that Juric can get a tune out a few players and that we actually look like a normal football team for a few months (this will hopefully be helped by a few teams that are 'on the beach' making us look a lot better than we really are).

Don’t forget that shocking miss by him at Newcastle shortly after the red card. Mad to think that it probably cost us half our current points total as things stand!

I thought we weren’t allowed to call him that any more. Imagine the chant… ”You overweight controller, ahhhhhhhhhh”.

There certainly are quite a few Saints fans down here, but even more Liverpool and Man United ones. 😬

Same here, only know one or two other Saints fans here in Devon.

Was literally just thinking this and up popped your post. Beating / equalling Derby’s record would be utterly humiliating. Imagine how in the future people would learn that the two 9-0s and the record low points tally came in THREE DIFFERENT SEASONS. We’d be a permanent laughing stock.