Robsk II

OK, it's not swollen or externally tender - but I was wondering about stress fractures, or partial dislocations. It's genuinely excrutiating for a few seconds when I do certain things. My toes have always clicked and I think I might turn on them more than some people... Hard to say. First noticed it specifically a few weeks ago, playing tennis - serving, it's my 'launch' toe - but since then it's just got worse and happens more frequently. It's now a bit painful just.. generally. Not even walking.

Occasional searing pain in big toe, was only whilst playing footie occasionally or tennis. Now can happen just treading awkwardly. Fades but initially f*cking hurts, any idea? Possible fracture or something?

I don't mind the away one, frankly.

Testicular cancer remains one of the most reatable, but of course once it goes beyind stage 2 things get more serious. Good luck to him.

Noog, Ben will be fine, I'm seeing him later. It's just a thigh strain, but he's struggling with it a bit. He needs to warm it up more to be honest, and also consider having a sit out for a week or two with no playing at all. The running thing - as it happens, I thought some of those I might normally assume were those less likely to run, actually ran more or sat back for a change. Anyway, it wasn't too bad, there've been much worse. I think the main thing is ensuring that the issue doesn't force players away - to keep going what is a fairly pleasant kickabout, generally played in the right spirit, perhaps we should consider doing things a bit more properly. As a result of some team imbalances, we introduced the 'team choosing' thing, which has been a success. We bought some bibs - again, a common sense solution to a problem. We could think outside the box a bit again, and maybe switch positions. It needn't be too complex, but maybe every time the team keeper changes, a striker goes in - and from goal, to defence, then to midfield, then up front again, in turns. I don't see why we couldn't sort something out, then. I think this is likely to halt any issues about running back, because we'd have (depending on numbers) at least 2/3 defenders all the time who should stay back, roughly - and must get back, anyway - 2/3 midfielders, 1/2 strikers.. etc.

I'm not really sure why all this *****ing happens. I can understand why people get frustrated during games if people stop tracking back at all, especially near the end, but why not just have a word on the pitch, or start playing vague offside rules, or something? no effort at all can make things seem a bit stale, but then, people want to come and play on their own terms. TSF Sunday wouldn't exist without that.

I scored 3 Spades, ergo it isn't an achievement.

You're not even going to?

Just curious. Hate is a strong word, and politics is often a game of pragmatics. Not sure it's worth hating one man.

Please list them, Calvin. Also - how many politicians don't share / would not have done the items and attributes in your list?

Or a w*nk. I imagine he uses any excuse, because nazism isn't generally attractive to women.

Yes, no probs.

Did you know she passed away?

He got snaked by DSM.

Well, provided paper is used in a fairly responsible and sustainable way, i have no issue. How could anyone argue with that? Oh..

Does J Bizzle not realise that everyone is laughing at him for being a thick retard?

Good, looks like we might need numbers. I suspect that by 5 it'll be OK.

I will surprise everyone by saying I read the Guardian and Observer, failing that the Independent. Anything else only for either amusement, or to remind me why I hate most people.

There is nothing in the rules about hating specific people in this manner. Moronically defining an entire group by their religion, ethnic origin or any other general grouping, and lambasting them, is prejudice. This is against the rules, as far as I'm aware.

I have no idea why you make that leap. Being intelligent enough not to be have no understanding of what prejudice is does not make me a tree hugger, either. It just doesn't make me a total bellend thick racist c*nt.

Mick "C**t" Hucknall. As for the 'Muslims' comment, it's entirely retarded to ever think you can paint any general collection of people, certainly if it's not inherently extreme. Saying you hate muslims implies you hate all muslims - if that's the case, you are one of the minority who, no, shouldn't be allowed your own opinion. Have you met them all? No. Didn't think so. Are you in any way informed about the faith, or the reality about the vast majority of those who count Islam as their religion? No. So it's not just your opinion, it's a total and utter joke of a comment, a thought, and it's possibly entirely representative of you are a general concept. You tw*t.

I'm an Oz, not as Swizz.

I think I'll be back, with Ben, after a two week hiatus.

**** Hoddle. He can die, IMO.

Let's hope it's Branfoot.