JohnnyFartPants

Accepted.

No, and I dare not. It could push me over the edge.

No he wasnt but I do also remember being really surreal with him. We once had a conversation about which inaniment object we would like to be. I chose a post office and under increased pressure he opted for a lamp post. We were parked up by one and I often wonder if he just said what he saw and didnt really think it through.

Well done. Do you think b1tches is the correct modern term when describing split asses in this era? I think it puts the slags down a bit and is uncalled for.

I once fell asleep giving a driving lesson when I was working early mornings as a postman. I reckon I was asleep for around 5 minutes and I still cringe now when I think of him looking at me as I woke up.

This is a point I must respond to. A woman expecting a man to hold a door open is wrong. Expecting a person is fine but why expect it more from a man? What is worse is that you compare it to an elderly person that could well have problems doing things for themselves. I agree on what is polite and impolite and would equally expect a woman to hold a door for me should she reach the handle a fraction of time before me.

I thought the correct term was loser?

Fairly accurate. He is a (unt though, even though he can manage with money.

I am more infavour of equal rights to be honest, but totally equal.

Explain please.

By jove, I think we have cracked it!!

What does this actually mean? If it really is to be equal then it should work both ways. For every person you hear telling us that there are not enough women at the top of their professions (despite many having chosen to have 10 years or more off to raise families) you should also hear people saying that we currently do not have enough women emptying dustbins, unblocking drains and all the other crappy jobs that never seem to entice them in. Equal should mean equal and not just about hand picking the jobs which they want a slice of.

Made me laugh.

Did you rummage in her boot, so to speak, before dumping her?

Then they are (unts. I hope this helps.

Not true, or the big clubs with loads of money would never sack managers, which they do. Equally, if your notion had any legs then they wouldn't bother with a manager at all, just give the tea lady a sack of cash.

I don't totally agree with all you say. We are a cheap club with all the hardware in place. If a deal to buy the club could be reached we would be a very good investment. The facilities are on a parr with a lot of the top teams, better than many. If someone threw cash at us, while putting a good manager at the helm we would make that owner a lot of money in a short period.

How can you say good post, ffs? If all that happens, as is expected, we are totally fu(ked.

I do not know if you are the only one that finds it odd, but I can tell you I don't. Why put in under soil heating when the stadium is on the South coast of England and pulling across a tarpaulin will do the trick? How many frozen pitches has the place suffered since it was built? We are having an unsually cold spell and still we haven't lost a game to the weather yet. Barnsley is in the grim North and it snows there in August. They snap dogs off of lamp posts too. Of course they have more reason for it. Incidently, they also sell more condoms in whore houses than they do in the Vatican.

Man Utd are renaming Old Trafford The Durex Stadium as most of their fans are plastic fu(kers.

Was it you or your brother that has/had the yellow jacket and was it used in pulling said geekoid?

It is sh1t.

Oh, your "tongue" you say!!!

I have one. She is a dirty fu(king slag and I hope her arse rots off.

Given some money, Harry can manage though and has a pretty good record. Not world beating, but good.