JohnnyFartPants

I tend to put any old rubbish in the bottom of the green,brown and grey wheelie bins and then top them up with whatever is supposed to be in them. That way I get a sense of having cheated the system plus I am still doing a bit for the environment. Everyone is happy.

I am in favour of keeping Sterling. It is partly tradition and it is partly because I think it enables us to place ourselves in the middle of the U.S Dollar and the Euro, brokering deals in whichever direction currently suits us.

You would probably need to watch it to form this opinion.

Keegan had a good engine and was box to box and was good enough to lace anyones boots and could rise like a salmon and knew where the onion bag was and played with a smile and loved his mother and was a no nonsence dyed in the wool professional.

When you say lizard thing I assume you mean the Taileronarex, assumed extinct until building started on the Gatwick project? I don't think it is much to worry about as so far all the indications are that they are happy with it.

A very good look. There was a woman down the gym in the pool recently that was a huge piece. She had a bikini on with "gorgeous" written across her arse. It just seemed so wrong.

Darts is sh1t. There, I said it.

Glad someone else saw it. Do you think it will catch on?

I heard they are trying to build an underground tunnel runway at Gatwick which will actually enable planes to reach 30,000 ft while still underground. This will eventually do away with the need to travel in the air, unless you are in a tunnel in the air which is at ground level, underneath us.

There are some non-stories brewing in this soap at the moment but the biggest one has to be the black couple and their on off romance. I can't believe that a couple are falling out over the bloke being too much into God. I know a fair few couples where one is a bible basher and the other not interested. There is just no story here.

I can only assume Carlton Palmer had injuries.

This is very true!!

If I didn't like birthdays, or my own, I would probably just let it pass by without mentioning it on a fore arm to maximise the event and inform friends and strangers alike.

It's also a really cringy quote to use anyway, right up there with "good engine" and "for me".

That's what we need, two real minnow teams coming down that would make promotion so much easier for us next season!!

The bloke was a colossal fu(k up from start to finish.

I hope you have a lovely day, you deserve it. P.S. You are a (unt and fu(k your brothers sweaty hoop.

If you see him can you ask him what the best product is for getting dead flies off of the windscreen?

We could do a lot worse than having a 75% fit Pahars in the team.

Don't be so harsh on yourself. :yawinkle:

That fat yank kid is funny as ****. Not in a clever comedy way, just really good to laugh at, the loser.

It is a great idea. Can't think why nobody else has ever done it.

I think he is really funny, but the best bit of the show was the challenge at the end. Jack Dee being sang at while balancing a dead blue tit on his head.

Maybe we were lucky or undeserving, but the result was right. I can't make this make sense in my head.