JohnnyFartPants

Why don't we call the stadium something that reminds us of the football played within? How about The Spasticated Mong Child Stadium of P1SS?

A good idea but what kind of pleb will hand over money just to see a big circle of plastic and bricks named after their business?

At least he doesn't look like a complete nerd. Oh, he does!!

I see your points, and very well raised. If the train was actually mouldy then maybe it was made of brass or bronze and therefore covered in green verdigris. Having said that, it might have just been a green train such as The Flying Scotsman and wrongfully considered mouldy. We need to know.

If that photo of the train was mouldy then it is an outrage. I was led to believe it was a photo of a really fresh train. Lowe out!!

I don't think it is Sven Goran Eriksson, just someone that looks a bit like him probably.

I really can't stand them. Not only are they vile to eat but also in 1942 one of them fatally wounded my Granddad.

Offer Alan Shearer a player/coaching role and pay him performance related pay plus Saints shares. He would get the place buzzing.

Can I just say that I really like Samedance Beast's constant use of the "McmEnemy" comment. It warms my heart to think there are one trick ponies out there like him that make me feel so much more intelligent than I otherwise would feel. Thank you dinlo, you are special.

Can you define "quite clear" by way of a link stating that Rudy and any other players have suggested that, of Lowe? Not quite so interested in his involvement with negotiating with players and agents as this is surely expected, but I would love to see any players stating he is the Manager/DoF.

I would like to live in a house that was murdering Lowe.

I totally agree with that, and it's the same with Top Secret. Brilliant films.

Can we have a poll please mods. Is it an innocent pasttime or should it be considered a crime?

But you missed out Bellamy.

I see kids corner is still alive and kicking!!

They only want British players with names that start with a B.

Hot water is one method, gently tapping the side of the lid against a hard surface is another, then there is sliding a knife up the side of the lid and twisting it. There are probably more methods too, but what I would like a poll on is which method do the split @rses on here use to get their lids off when menfolk are absent

You need to address that ASAP old boy!!

"Nervous?" "Yes." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times." Roger Murdock:Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who?

"A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients butthat isn't important right now."

What about the rugged mountain cliffs used in the film The Italian Job? Get a tan too?

Another silly film of this type is Top Secret. Worth a look if you haven't seen it.

I would see it coming and side step it, then laugh as you off balanced and fell to your death (assuming we did it on the edge of a cliff).

She probably has a discovered lady garden now that is shaved smooth and had loads of visitors.

How old would she be now?