JohnnyFartPants

I am glad somebody was paying attention!!

Why not?

A good point badly made.

Perhaps a more balanced idea might be to avoid having an opinion on a situation when one is only in possession of one half of the argument.

That must create sibling problems.

Made by Butros-Butros Gali?

Which do you hate most?

Who would make the perfect wedding cake and which would be the best value?

Which do you prefer and why?

I think 124% of people have tried it.

99 years to be very exact.

Or it could be that you are only hearing one side of the story?

We can't sack McAllister though. We don't employ him.

ASDA will buy Woolies and turn them into mini ASDA stores. FACT!

I did enjoy that.

I don't see any of my family during the year so find the company at Christmas quite entertaining. That and they are not boring.

And on the ninth day the submariners realised they were all Adam's and no Eve's so they set about bumming each other under water like the gayers they truly are. Amen.

That is the point I was making. All these plebs that jack off because she once put a Saints shirt on for a photo shoot really need a reality check. She really isn't fat but I wager her tits are about as real as Mickey Mouse.

Do we have to pretend that we all think Lucy Pinder is a celebrity because she likes Southampton Football Club? Are we allowed to think that maybe she wore the Saints shirt for a photo shoot and really couldn't give two ****s?

Somebody's tired.

I just read his speech and a lot of what he spoke about has unfolded over the years.

What does this mean?

Made me laugh.

I scored 3 first time then 6.

What a lovely family tune.