JohnnyFartPants

Kylie Minogue doing the splits naked on a glass topped coffee table while you lie under it looking up, only to see a vibrating butt plug rammed fully home in her arse?

Matt Le Tissier is by far one of the worst pundits/co-presenters on Sky Sports. He seems to think every first sentence he replies to Stelling with has to have the line, "Certainly is" or "Certainly do" in it. Other than his love for Saints and association, plus his loathing of Pompey, he is very under average.

I don't use Facebook, in that I don't sit on there engaging in conversation with people all day long. Why would I when I have you freaks here for that? That said, it has been very useful in tracking down friends that took different turns in life many years ago.

Earlier this week some bloke sent me a message to see if I would be his friend. I sent a message back saying that I don't think I know him. His reply was, "I saw you know some people I know, so that makes you my friend too." I corrected him on this by firstly letting him know that at first glance I can't see anyone on his friends list that I even remotely know. I have a feeling he is one of those sad cu nts that just want to try and have as many "friends" as possible. He even looked a proper w@nker too.

Surely if the bank have stood by us and we now have a smaller debt than we had a year ago, AND keep our Championship status then they will be happy to throw the dice for another year?

I once picked a bloke up purely as I was really tired and needed sleep. I was hoping the conversation might keep me awake. As it was he didnt talk then fell asleep.

Forget the rest of your superior rant, lets work on the "only 6%" angle that the Chairman has. Forgive me if I am wrong but he also has the backing of the largest shareholder and many much smaller shareholders. This means that all other shareholders, Crouch aside, will be starting from a much weakened position. It really isnt rocket science. If you can get one of the two in charge now to opt for Crouch then something could change, likewise a new investor could. Otherwise, Wes, please get a window to look from where you can gaze at reality.

There is only all that in your head. You are asking lots and lots of much smaller shareholders to get together and ALL think that two people with a hell of a lot of shares, proportionally (plus their shareholding supporters) are doing a worse job than they could do and for ALL of them to think EXACTLY the same way forward is right and to offer up someone/some people as chairman and board. At the end of this dream do we win The Champions League? Total and utter folly, but it would make a good film put on the shelf between Seabiscuit and Field of Dreams.

Enlighten me, please. What all knowing thread was there that I missed that would inform me of who could and couldn't be our Chairman or on the board? That's a pretty short list to chose from, is it not?

The alternative is that you believe we were on a good footing with the "fingers crossed Paul Allen will be here next Friday, honest" approach. There was no plan or forward thinking being done at all.

Not having a go Wes, but how did Pearson manage to sell the idea that he "seemed to have turned around a team" to an old cynic like you? Is this based on the last few minutes of a match that nearly saw us go down, relying on Stoke to score against Leicester? Great theatre, as was his Stuart Pearce like three lions passion movements from the subs bench, but great manager he really wasn't.

What Tom28 says is pretty hard to disagree with. Rupert is here until such time as he sinks us or makes us swim better. Get used to it. Nobody can wave a magic wand and make all the nasty stuff go away so if that means we have had to rearrange the deck chairs and shuffle who is to be at the helm, then I for one think that out of the current names possible, he is the best one to be doing it.

Probably the best Tory leader to never have got elected.

The tories do lack a decent chancellor in the making, that has to be said. They have always had very good ones in the past too. Nigel Lawson was on TV recently and he seemed to be talking quite good sense but alas he is no longer around. I can't remember what he said though as I was sh1t faced, so maybe he didn't talk sense after all. Either way, he is better than the current gimp.

You can only hope that the unofficial justice system in prison will catch up with them.

I think they are all just knob heads to be honest.

I agree with S13 on the girls calling each other "mate". I hate that sh1t loads. I really can't see the problem with calling someone "love" or "dearie" though. It is taking the human touch away if you ask me. I never get offended when an old person (can we call them that?) calls me lad or young man.

Thanks!

Davina McAwful. Stupid smiley faced excitable knobcheese featured gimpoid.

While he hasn't admitted he made mistakes, he has said that the course they were on was wrong and changes needed to be made. He is actually right on that bit.

If they pick it on form we have a fairly good chance. Sadly that will mean not many players from England going!! I have just been looking at the famous 99 call in 1974. Funny as ****!!

It wasn't any different, was it. We lost like we pretty much do most of the time. Other than the early 70's we have been spanked quite often, when we have won it has been narrow 2-1 wins. It's not unexpected or shocking.

Who isnt it hitting hard? Although not a taxi driver my business mirrors the same problems. Those that are doing well through this crunch, I salute and envy you.

Why is Ess jacking it in? I only looked on the site a couple of times but it seemed to have its own flavour and was holding its own with regular posts. I say he should be given a role on Saintsweb where he can unleash his humour among us. He is a clever humourist and a git. I dont want him to vanish like a thing that vanishes.

Had you been a scout for us 20 odd years ago we may never have signed the hardworking and ultra keen warm up artist that was MLT. I get your point but you could never guage his skill pre match. He looked like a yawning non athlete that shouldnt have been there, but then that whistle did blow and poetic football did start.