JohnnyFartPants

Is there anyway I can get my property moved to London? P.S. I am not from Portsmouth so it isn't a caravan.

Did she also eat marmalade covered sponge cake?

Just a thought, but if you see a homeless person and you can't offer them a home, why not give them some marmalade covered sponge cake?

Tell them you will do it for half of what a contractor gets, plus unlimited supplies of marmalade covered sponge cake.

What about marmalade covered sponge cake?

I know what you mean. It is humour at its best.

I don't get the homeless people at all. We live in a country that gives you everything if you ask and it annoys most of us, so how do some slip through the net and actually have nothing?

Thank you for answering and agreeing!

Indeed, but have you ever stopped to think that both you and I are born right in the middle of the most well balanced zodiac sign?

Stuff

Right, a couple of questions. Firstly, why do the dates for the beginning and end of star signs often slightly differ by a day or so? My girlfriend and son both share a birthday and are both on the first day of a star sign or sometimes on the last day of another. Is there a real honest answer as to what date is which? Secondly, are you supposed to be more prone to the characteristics of a star sign if at the beginning, end or right in the middle?

Did you start this thread so that someone would ask you what they were, then have the delight in passing this new term on to the masses? If so, then well done, you have.

I too attended a school that made fruit pastille encrusted kings crowns. Do they still do this?

What are they?

12k a month for rent? Are you sure that isn't 12k a year? I am currently renting out a 5 bed house and if I let the DSS put people in there I could get up to £950 a month which is roughly 12k a year. To get a house of that size they would need to be about eight of them I suppose.

I can remember figures being mentioned during the coal strikes of it costing the British tax payer £5 for every £1 of coal our mines produced. No matter how honest, proud and hard working our miners were, it wasn't cost effective and the nation did not owe them a living. I always said that one day it may be cost effective to open up some of them and maybe that time will be sooner rather than later. Thatcher did something that had to be done at that particular time.

LOL. Brilliant.

Christ, I thought he was dead too!!

It translates to "if other clubs want them they need to know we don't have to sell them so offer a decent price". It is normal business practice and probably a huge bluff as they will need to sell a few. What would you rather he said, "we are deeply in the poo and I just hope someone offers something, anything just so we can keep going another year."

Maybe Nintendo could bring out a Wii game of a bad computer game, but do it really well on Wii. That way we could play a really bad game really well and the world would be a much better place. I hate the concept of Wii. It's fundamental purpose seems to be for useless people at sport to be able to brag that they can now do a sport really well. It is utter rubbish and is yet another demotivation toy for kids today in stopping them going out climbing trees and burning peoples allotment sheds down like we did.

In his defence he said it was merely horse play.

Can you imagine anyone on the committee daring to suggest that in these energy worrying times? You would be lucky if they just left a light bulb on over night.

Timmy Mallett

Top Speech!

Why is Gordon Brown talking of bringing back children to sweep chimneys? It is an outrage. Okay, he hasn't, but equally he might and if he does, here is my pointless rant about it. What an idiot he is, if he did it, obviously. I am considering not paying any bills on my property for the next few months and will simply tell all the people who want paying that things will probably improve if you let me not pay you and the future will be so much more rosey. They are bound to be happy about that, so everyone is a winner.