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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto
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It crossed my mind too. That said, I insist on the same with my Showaddywaddy fan club membership.
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Sadly, the two highlighted words speak volumes, the poor deluded fools.
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It has taken a year to get to court.
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So he is getting £76 a week, and his National Insurance will be getting paid to ensure he misses no pension contributions and in return he doesn't have to work? £76 a week might not sound like a lot, but when you consider we are all putting IN to a system, and he is ONLY taking out, why is it too much to ask that his £76 a week not be a pro-rata hourly job at minimum wages, doing something that will BENEFIT (proper use of the word) his community? There is so much this lot could be doing rather than getting money for nothing.
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I actually think that sounds all well and good and most of it hits the spot very nicely. The only problem is that it is merely a sound bite of some of their policy ideas. I dare say you could equally take snippets from a Hitler manifesto and make it read quite nicely too. We do have a low standard of education in our schools. For instance, when you mention on here that many posters use the incorrect their/there/they're it is met with, "it's only a message board" and the same with to/too/two. The "only a message board" reply is rubbish as it is as easy to get right as it is to get wrong and only requires knowledge, something which schools should be passing on. The only part of his paragraph that I do not like is the word "native" towards the end, as it implies people who moved here have no say or rights, but if he was ever to trace his or anyone's roots back very far I am sure that would also include himself and indeed most of us, the bell end.
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Which indicates that our benefits system is open to abuse. Not wanting a job is not a reason to not be working, or rather it can be, but it shouldn't enable someone to then get benefits. All benefits except for the sick and disabled should be abolished. All menial jobs, nationwide, should be handed over to the government and work shy benefit scroungers should do them in order that they pay their way. Surely that isn't hard to organise?
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I think the pleasure is just in telling the CH the news more than the news itself.
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You addict!! You binned it off yesterday!! I am still not sure whether to return or not.
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You earlier said there was nothing wrong with them, which implies you know a lot about what they stand for, yet you still haven't explained this.
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Then you must know all about their policies etc. Please inform me?
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How many words does the anagram make up for the answer? Got it!
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Remind me of the question.
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He needs beheading, slowly with a fairly blunt knife, frequent stops and eyes held open so he can watch it in a mirror.
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Very well done so far! Now you can try and unscramble this level. In the header bar thingy it says, "Not a day of the week."
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Save as/enlarge/look for writing!! 14 anyone?
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And, umm, what was that then?
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Don't let them make an example of you!!
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Me too. What a pleb I was!!
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So is it now well into it's third week?
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Awesome, yee haa etc.
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JohnnyFartPants replied to Scudamore's topic in The Muppet Show
You need to translate it into "mens terms" to fully understand. Imagine one of your mates came around and you were watching a DVD about tits. He might say, "Nice DVD, got any others?" and you would then reel off, "Tits on Nuns, Britains Perkiest Tits, Just 18 and Never Been Squeezed, Tit-a-licious" and he will say, "Wow mate, that's a pretty impressive list." I imagine it's the same when they offer each other a glass of wine, when choosing the glass they want to use. -
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JohnnyFartPants replied to Scudamore's topic in The Muppet Show
Even anal? -
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JohnnyFartPants replied to Scudamore's topic in The Muppet Show
There was a fair amount of wastage to the bin in 1989, but luckily I had planned ahead and had sent a friend various parcels from Germany leading up to my return. He made copies and then returned the originals to myself.