JohnnyFartPants

So are Champagne glasses. Champagne is a wine, so use a wine glass. It is only so people can see the bubbles rise up for longer anyway.

Moving with/in with a woman is the worst. It seems the bin bag is a forgotten container for Worldy goods and you have to keep the last three months newspapers to wrap things in. I moved my entire effects from Germany to the UK in a left hand drive Ford Cortina in 1989, something that I am even today proud of. This included a big TV which sat in the front next to me, a huge stereo, video player and all my clothing. Women stop this being the case and introduce things to your life that a man would never own such as place mats, champagne glasses and furniture.

Moving is always rubbish, even when you are excited about the move. It takes so long and it is very boring.

The news on here is going against what the "experts" on TV have been saying. Apparently the separation and divorce rate is dropping due to people not being able to afford the costs involved in splitting up. That said, perhaps the credit crunch is also putting money issue arguments in peoples faces.

You are also not allowed to change Wikepedia information, suggesting that the All Blacks are a bunch of useless gimps without getting a stroppy NZ bloke come back at you suggesting you remove the said information.

It is indeed, and also used in a very old but funny joke.

Nope.

Brothers and sisters have I none but this man's father is my fathers son. Who is it?

Yes, but explain!!

Indeed.

No.

A man lives in a house with four walls. Each wall has a window. Each window has a southern exposure. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how many pears in a barrel of apples?

Indeed.

I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

4/ A shadow?

2/ A stamp

Start a petition!!!!

I see your point, but with player/coach Shearer on the bench or MLT in the dugout as coach, with 30 minutes left and needing a goal, then what do you think? If that boy band kid can find Shearers head with a cross then I am sure he can get on the end of a few from our lot. He needs to be reminded that he won't be able to ever go back and do this again in about 2 to 3 years from now, but he could go out there and become our hero just one more time and make a huge difference. He could save this club.

Alan Shearer could be the 100th then!

Okay, would it be a less risk to bring him in as player/first team coach? I am thinking more in terms of lifting the morale, adding an edge and putting bums on seats? It seems that JP doesn't have a huge ego and welcomed the arrival of MLT to train with the lads with open arms for the Celtic game. Surely he would jump all over AS coming on down?

No. I can't yet as the youngest is still only 5 years old. Roll on when he is 7.

I am of the same opinion. On the one hand they tell us that we shouldn't be worried about shaking hands, kissing, drinking from the same cup etc as an AIDS'sy person, but if we put a penis in one we can get it. Not sure about the rest of you, but my knob is waterproof. As long as I have no abrasions on my meat then should there be a problem? If you are getting abrasions during sex then perhaps you are going at her a bit soon.